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My new Toy

Dear Kid. Please remember that I am still your mother. I may not be able to pick you up and put you over my knee anymore, but I can sure bodyslam your butt to the ground. Not that I'm violent are anything ... but you should be aware I can do that ... at least in my mind.
 
So, she took me out riding and stopped in a parking lot to change places with me. I've been driving a hundred years - stick shift, brush hog, riding lawnmower, big trucks, little bitty cars - if it takes gas and has wheels on the ground, I can probably drive it. So, I take it for a turn around the parking lot like the good little child she thinks I am, then I pulled out on the road and headed for the highway. Kid had a freaking cow. She wanted me to find a place to pull over so she could get back behind the wheel. Ha! Well, fine. I didn't want to drive the SUV thing anyway. When I buy a new car next year, see if I let her butt even sit in it!
 
eloisel said:
Dear Kid. Please remember that I am still your mother. I may not be able to pick you up and put you over my knee anymore, but I can sure bodyslam your butt to the ground. Not that I'm violent are anything ... but you should be aware I can do that ... at least in my mind.
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As long as you do not spit down my throat..
 
eloisel said:
So, she took me out riding and stopped in a parking lot to change places with me. I've been driving a hundred years - stick shift, brush hog, riding lawnmower, big trucks, little bitty cars - if it takes gas and has wheels on the ground, I can probably drive it. So, I take it for a turn around the parking lot like the good little child she thinks I am, then I pulled out on the road and headed for the highway. Kid had a freaking cow. She wanted me to find a place to pull over so she could get back behind the wheel. Ha! Well, fine. I didn't want to drive the SUV thing anyway. When I buy a new car next year, see if I let her butt even sit in it!
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Its not your driving that scares me, it was going through the ball park area where the idiots were.. Running Red lights, walking across the street with out looking.. And the fact that it was raining it did not help things..

Then that idiot that took that curve was something else..

The passenger side is also to big.. I need to also get one of the adjusting set belt things for the passenger side..
 
My mother is to cool!!!!

She bought me a digital camera tonight!! It's a Samsung.. s630/s730 has 20mb of space, she also got me a batterie re-charger and it comes with a thing where I can recharge it in the car.. A case and a 1 GB disk for extra room.. And a bag to put it all in!

I am in heaven...

New car, new camera and I am going to the beach next weekend.. Needs to win the lotto now..

And if she will let me use her lap top to load the pics while I am in Galveston that will be great ;)
 
Yeah, I was also expecting a few pics of a vibrator or some such.

That's when you know you've been at TK long enough to maybe start to get it on some level.

Anyway, nice vehicle, I have a friend who had one a few years back and loved it.
 
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