My niece got married today

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Mazel Tov.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Yo mamma.

 

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Yo mamma is a whore

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Your mamma is so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide THEIR food.

 

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Your mamma is so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide THEIR food.

Your mumma is so fat the last tine she wore stilettos she struck oil.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Your momma is so fat she needs her own ZIP code.

 

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[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.