MY OCEAN'S ELEVEN

[Gagh]

Carol Vorderman - She's a boffin ain't she, so she can mastermind this CRAZY SHOW

Will Riker - Every leader needs a smart number two.

Hannibal from the A-Team - My inside guy, and master of disguise.

Gerry Adams & Martin McGuiness - Explosives Experts for the Safe

Sporticus - The leapy, martial arts guy who does the fly jumpy shit over the laser activated alarms.

The Incredible Hulk - He'd help bust open the safe & shit.

Anne Robinson - Distraction in the Casino for security guards. She'd piss them off so fucking much, they'd be detained pretty good.

Professor Steven Hawking & Heather Mills-McCartney - Getaway Drivers

Kelly Brook - Unecessary eye candy married to Billionaire Casino owner, and totally & utterly superfluous to plot. Big Tits an additional bonus.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should team up Reverand Ian Paisley with Adams and McGuiness and they could have comedy squabbles!

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, he could replace The Hulk at a push, but The Hulk would be funnier in the back of a getaway van.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if The Hulk couldn't get his rage on and remained as the useless Bruce Banner all the time? YOU'D BITE HIS DICK OFF WOUDLN't YOU sdLKGJKLASgjkljkhlsjk

 

[whisky]

Just get Banners hand and slap his own face with it saying "stop hitting yourself" that should do it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if he's on PILLZ LOL?

 

[headvoid]

Kelly brook, unnecessary in almost any given situation

 

[Gagh]

Kelly brook, unnecessary in almost any given situation

Other than being the fittest women alive, she's as dumb as a box of nails, and couldn't even outact Val Kilmer.

 

[whisky]

Wait, Val Kilmer was good in............

nah,..I got nothing

 

[headvoid]

I would rather shag Carol Vorderman

 

[Gagh]

I would rather shag Carol Vorderman

You have serious taste issues. She is a decrepid, rancid & shrill old boot!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's got a gigantic arse.

 

[headvoid]

Kelly Brook is not attractive - maybe I went a little far with the vorderman thing - there were other ways of making my point. I feel a little sick

 

[Gagh]

Kelly Brook is my goddess. Each to their own, my boy, each to their own.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Des Lynam quit Countdown becauser Vorderman was disappointing in bed.

 

[curiousa2z]

I liked Val Kilmer in The Saint.

Was Kelly Brook engaged to Jason Stratham at one time?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think so, she's knocking off Billy "Wacky doesn't know who I am except that I'm banging Kelly Brook" Zane now.