My Penis Is Up For Auction

[Daystrom]

There are something things that can't be sold on ebay, like sex, bodyparts (organs), souls, children...

 

[Yub]

You're a humourless git. Shut up.

 

[eloisel]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHO said anything about it bein' detached?! :scared:

Oh, okay. That puts a different light on the offer completely. What skills does the total package have? Any carpentry, plumbing, landscaping abilities?

 

[The Question]

Well, I can pound nails with it, change tires with it... if you ever lock yourself out of your house it works as a battering ram...

 

[eloisel]

Well, I can pound nails with it, change tires with it... if you ever lock yourself out of your house it works as a battering ram...

Hmmm.... can I get a demonstration to verify these claims? Does it come with a money back guarantee and warranty service work?

 

[Homo Erectus]

Well, I can pound nails with it, change tires with it... if you ever lock yourself out of your house it works as a battering ram...

that's your forehead you're talking about.

 

[Love Child]

Oh, okay. That puts a different light on the offer completely. What skills does the total package have? Any carpentry, plumbing, landscaping abilities?

This takes all of the fun out of it for me. I just want the cock.

 

[Love Child]

Well I've never tried using it for anything other than peeing and wanking.

except maybe my own little "private" puppet shows. lol j/k

This is the Loktar I miss. More this.

 

[Loktar]

This is the Loktar I miss. More this.

To restore the Loktar you miss I fear may require less of this as in a leave of absence from the board to fully work on getting a job,moving out of my parents house, and gaining a bedroom door and privacy, going out and meeting and talking to people more. I too miss the playful, funny Loktar and despise what I seem to be lately, a whiny, mean, angry, hurtful Loktar.

 

[eloisel]

This takes all of the fun out of it for me. I just want the cock.

To me, a detached penis is just a battery operated dildo without the batteries.

 

[The Question]

This takes all of the fun out of it for me. I just want the cock.

Iz terr-o-fied nau

 

[Homo Erectus]

jack: come join my board, you'll be surprised

fuck your board and fuck you.

 

[Love Child]

To me, a detached penis is just a battery operated dildo without the batteries.

Iz terr-o-fied nau

I meant, I don't need the carpentry skills.

 

[The Question]

I meant, I don't need the carpentry skills.

Ohhhhhh. Whew! In that case, you may use teh penis.

 

[The Question]

I meant, I don't need the carpentry skills.

Ohhhhhh. Whew! In that case, you may use teh penis.