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My platform for election

DarthSikle

GFHH Moderator
I would like to speak about my platform for the election of moderator. As a duly nominated member of the recently created PHUCK Party:

See party creation in this post:

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1740043&postcount=1

See nomination in this post:

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1740045&postcount=2

My platform is first and foremost about change. If I have anything to say about it, we will no longer suffer under the tyranny of "moderators for life". We will bring about this change or we will raise a ruckus. Raise the roof my brothers and sisters. Change is good, but you need to fight for it. You need to bleed for it. Change is brought about by personal sacrifices and dedication.

Secondly, abortions shall be outlawed in the badlands. I have had my people, learned people of the caliber not seen in these fair forums for many a moon, and none of them can see where abortions are not permitted. That means they can be given willy nilly throughout the Badlands. This is an outrage and must be stopped. What you do not rally against, you defacto give it your stamp of approval. CHANGE!

Have no qualms, it will not be an easy fight. The powers that be, established by an outdate dogmatic mandate with no reverance or understanding the change needed by the every day poster. Sweeping the needed change by hanging on to the shackles of history. Change!!!

I welcome your questions, either publicly or in PM.

Vote PHUCK!
 
If I have anything to say about it, we will no longer suffer under the tyranny of "moderators for life".
Damn, and that from the one person I suspect could sway mm in this matter, too...

OK, here's the deal: you get to be the King to my Queenship, access to the mod lounge whenever and as long as you want, an allowance of, say, 1000 TK dollars a week to spend at the Borgata, plus my everlasting gratitude... and all of that for a simple nod towards tradition and the acknowledgement of my inherent modship.

Pretty please? :yoohoo:
 
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