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My public need me, says Paris Hilton

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Jail-bound socialite Paris Hilton urged fans today to sign a petition to pardon her "mistake" because she provides beauty and excitement to "(most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

The 26-year-old was ordered by a Los Angeles judge on Friday to report to a county jail by June 5 to serve a 45-day sentence for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
Hilton's plea, on her MySpace website, came as her lawyers filed a notice with the court indicating their intent to appeal. The document is required before a formal appeal can be lodged.

The hotel heiress urged fans to join her in a desperate plea to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to keep her out of jail.

She wrote on her blog: "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn (sic) it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

The petition reads: "Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."
It adds: "We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong...

"This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life."


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I hope "mundane" gets 6 months' hard labor added on to the sentence.
 
My money is on her fleeing the country.

Possibly to france.
 
whisky said:
My money is on her fleeing the country.

Possibly to france.

Paris is burning right now!
 
She should get some ointment on that
 
I guess being a stupid slutty rich bitch only gets you so far in life...
 
Sign it at:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Lockup_Paris/index.html

To:

The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger & the California Court of Appeals

In response to the online petition titled "Free Paris," this petition has been started to request that you do the opposite, that you hold Ms. Hilton accountable for her illegal actions and that you require her to fulfill her obligation to society by making her serve her time.

After reading the aforementioned petition I have to point out that the author makes no logical points in Ms. Hilton's favor.

Her status in American culture is irrelevant as Ms. Hilton does nothing of substance to give back to any community. She is not, nor should she ever be considered a role model. And her "celebrity" does not make her immune to the laws of this country. She is required, as we all are, to live lawfully.

The references to other celebrities and their legal matters are also irrelevant. His own statement:

"Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges."

is completely accurate however he has forgotten that Ms. Hilton's original DUI charge did not result in any jail time for her. She was shown leniency and was only required to not violate the law for the term of her probation.

She did not do this, she violated the terms of her probation not once but several times. She blatantly disregarded the terms that were clearly outlined for her by the court, the office of probation, and the police who stopped, cited, and made her sign a document acknowledging that she was not allowed to drive. And even after signing said document, she violated her probation again, resulting in her hearing and her sentence of 45 days. She also neglected, or chose not to enroll in the alcohol program that was also ordered by the judge. Which is yet another violation of her probation.

With all of the above facts presented in court, I find it laughable that Ms. Hilton and her "people" are outraged and feel this sentence is unfair. I would like to know how they feel a person who blithly and continually breaks the law, a person who makes a mockery of our legal system by ignoring court orders should be dealt with.

Personally, I don't think 45 days is enough. No one should be allowed to disobey the orders of the court and no one is above the rulings of any judge. Ms. Hilton's actions prove that she does not feel she is required to follow the law and that she does not have to be accountable when she commits illegal acts. This makes her a criminal and as such, she belongs in jail.

The undersigned, myself included, request that you uphold Judge Sauer's sentence in the fairness of justice and that you not show Ms. Hilton any favortism by pardoning her sentence.

Please show our citizens that our legal system cannot be swayed by money or fame and that we should all be viewed and treated the same when we enter any court of law
 
I actually signed it.

I hate paris that much.

But I don't have any money for the website.

Sorry.
 
ALL HAIL MENTALIST THE MAGNIFICENT! ALL THE WOMEN SPREAD THEIR SUNSHINE AS HE WALKS BY AND ALL THE MEN ARE SO GAY FOR HIM THEY RUN OUT AND BUY PINK DIARIES JUST TO FILL WITH POETRY AMEN!
 
You're saying only gay men write poetry?
 
I have sunshine to spread when Menty walks by??

*peeks under skirt*
 
Let Paris drive drunk until she kills someone, or hopefully herself? Anyone else caught driving with a DUI and a suspended license would already have their ass thrown in jail.
 
PARIS INSPIRED ME TO WRITE A GAY POEM

Stay in jail,
You stupid bitch,
Stay in jail,
Or die in a ditch,
No one likes you,
Not even Grammour Boy,
No one likes you,
Not even form TK dual FagRoy
 
I will sighn it later!
 
HAW! omg. - could she be more shallow and self-absorbed if she tried?!?

*waves to Miss - Entitlement - Hilton*:


"make lots of new friends, dear!" :D
 
I worked as a Night Porter at the Hilton in Brighton. I have a lot invested in the guaranteed grin I get from seeing her get locked up.
 
She needs a Y2J beating.
 
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