My right hand types faster than my left.

[Hero1000]

Causing me to miss letters and spaces typed by my left hand.

Did I have a stroke and not realize it?

 

[headvoid]

Does a pool of spit collect on one side of your shirt?

 

[Hero1000]

sometimes the corner of my mouth gets a little juicy.

 

[headvoid]

that is something entirely different.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do people ever come up to you in the street and say "HEY STROKEY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE HAD A STROKE"?

 

[Cassie]

Is one side of your face frowny and the other side smiley?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I've heard masturbation improves manual dexterity. In other words, switch hands.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have to use both hands at once (one to hold the microscope).

 

[Hero1000]

Also, my left hand is extremely tiny. Could this be a cause?

 

[Hero1000]

Do people ever come up to you in the street and say "HEY STROKEY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE HAD A STROKE"?

Strokey is actually my last name.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Damn!

 

[headvoid]

You heartless bastard!

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you were heartless, you wouldn't have to worry about strokes.

 

[headvoid]

Well, you wouldn't have to worry about a lot if your heart wasn't there.

I might get that Turkish superhero star wars hands man to rip mine out

 

[CaptainWacky]

it must be weird to be dead

 

[Hero1000]

It's cold.

 

[CaptainWacky]

life is resistence against a dead universe

 

[Hero1000]

entropy

 

[Cassie]

Make a new heart of vienna sausages and superglue.

 

[Hero1000]

*superglues a vienna sausage to my nose, wonders where I went wrong*