My roomies just brought home a couple of rats

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Need names. One of them is albino.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Jim Gamma" and "Grammour Boy".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Pinky and the Brain.
Left Ballbag and the quieter, more subdued Right Ballbag.
Kim Jong-Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

 

[Seph]

snufflebump and fuckmunch

 

[Dr Dave]

Bill and Ted.

 

[SaintLucifer]

'United States' for the first, 'America' for the second.

 

[Seph]

how about "saint" and "lucifer", nice ring to it for to batty boys

 

[Dr Dave]

lol

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Saint can be whichever one has the biggest dick.

 

[Seph]

"luci" for the weiner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mohinder and Clairebear

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I suggested Avogadro, but it's being met very cooly. They want "Yovo", which, ick.

 

[Gagh]

Bilbo & Peter (after Peter Pettigrew)

OR METAL & FEET!

 

[Dr Dave]

Or Bill and Monica.