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My sentient third nipple won't shut the fuck up

jack

jack

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Help me, God.
 
Chloroform. Works everytime.
 
I once thought I had a third nipple. As it happens I had just fallen asleep eating a roast lunch with carrots.
 
I really hate it when that happens.
 
Nipples tast better than carrots. The secret is in the melted butter.
 
The secret is being a cannibal and liking that sort of gig.
 
Cannibal hologram!
 
Would of made Voyager more interesting for sure.
 
Yes, especially in a makeshift plywood training room.
 
Neelix could've been TEH CANNIBAL HOLOGRAM IRON CHEF!
 
Its like two minds, uncanny.
 
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