My soul is dead

[Henoch]

i blame god & his whore son jesus!

 

[Dr Dave]

!!

 

[Henoch]

i too was shocked when the devil made me type it! :shock:

 

[Dr Dave]

What will you do now?

 

[Henoch]

Perform an exorcism on my cock!! :shock:

 

[Dr Dave]

Most logical

 

[The Dork Lord]

Jesus never charged me for the sex!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The soul is a MYTH. If you weren't told you have a soul then you wouldn't ever think you do!

 

[Cassie]

I have two soles

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have TEN sex slaves.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I freed all my sex slaves.

It was the right thing to do.

 

[Dr Dave]

You only freed them after the Judge told you to.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I think we should all just take a break from self-serving rewritings of history.

Like some people pretend my frequent absences from TK are spent plotting world domination via zombie whores.

What a SILLY IDEA DROP IT ALREADY OK JEEZZ???!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

How goes the plotting with zombie whores?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

You can't trick me that easy, Dr. dre!

 

[Dr Dave]

!

I heard your plotting hasent gone well.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Listen it never hurts to be overambitious, until you spend all your money on a legion of hyperevolved monkies with mad skillz at utilizing rocket launchers.

And also sometimes the zombies get too bitey.

 

[Dr Dave]

That was easy...

 

[The Dork Lord]

Zombies taste nothing like chicken!

 

[Dr Dave]

why would you know this?