CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
RAW
Mickie James: Hot (in a more normal way than the others), good wrestler.
Gail Kim: Not hot, was good in TNA, seems to blow moves whenever she's in a WWE ring.
Jillian Hall: Not hot, bad wrestler.
Maryse: HOT. Tries hard but not a good wrestler.
Beth Phoenix: Hot, good wrestler. Maybe the best in the company.
Alicia Fox: Hot. Decent wrestler for her experience level.
Rosa Mendes: Hot. Bad bad wrestler.
Kelly Kelly: Hot in a way that doesn't really appeal to me, nothing wrestler.
SMACKDOWN
Michelle McCool: Hot but too skinny. Good wrestler, actually, but lacking charisma.
Natalya: Not hot, good wrestler.
Eve Torres: Hot, good wrestler for her experience level.
Layla: Hot, average for her experience level.
Maria: Hot in a way that doesn't appeal to me, bad wrestler.
Melina: HOT. Good wrestler.
ECW
The Bella Twins: HOT. Terrible wrestler.
Katie Lea Burchill: Fairly hot, good wrestler.
And yes, I had to use wikipedia to get their names.
Mickie James: Hot (in a more normal way than the others), good wrestler.
Gail Kim: Not hot, was good in TNA, seems to blow moves whenever she's in a WWE ring.
Jillian Hall: Not hot, bad wrestler.
Maryse: HOT. Tries hard but not a good wrestler.
Beth Phoenix: Hot, good wrestler. Maybe the best in the company.
Alicia Fox: Hot. Decent wrestler for her experience level.
Rosa Mendes: Hot. Bad bad wrestler.
Kelly Kelly: Hot in a way that doesn't really appeal to me, nothing wrestler.
SMACKDOWN
Michelle McCool: Hot but too skinny. Good wrestler, actually, but lacking charisma.
Natalya: Not hot, good wrestler.
Eve Torres: Hot, good wrestler for her experience level.
Layla: Hot, average for her experience level.
Maria: Hot in a way that doesn't appeal to me, bad wrestler.
Melina: HOT. Good wrestler.
ECW
The Bella Twins: HOT. Terrible wrestler.
Katie Lea Burchill: Fairly hot, good wrestler.
And yes, I had to use wikipedia to get their names.