EnglishRose
addle barn
don't suspend the thread Gonad - it makes neil sad, I hate to see Neil sad..and I loved reading about your adventures
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My Weekend Sexual Experience
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EnglishRose
addle barn
same here
Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
So Friday night we watched several episodes of StarBlazers and then we watched the 'burbs. I started drinking about 20 minutes before him and we were both really drunk by the end of the movie. I remember beginning to nuzzle his crotch. Then I remember waking up --or just sobering up-- at about 2AM. Once I realized that I was concious I also realized that I had had sex. But I didn't remember, so I woke him up. He confirmed that we had indeed had sex, and I bugged him for details. Details were vague since he was drunk and sleeping. I gave him head for a long time, rode him "orgasmically" for a long time, then he flipped me on my back and fucked me for a very short period of time.
I was really irritated. Not at him; at myself. How could I not remember this?!?! A hazy memory would be fine but I didn't remember a damn thing. I was so pissed that I couldn't sleep; so I took a shot and a half to put me under, which did the trick. I woke up again around 7AM and was pissed all over again. The sex has been GOOD and I want to remember it all, or at least have a hazy awareness of it the next morning beyond the physical effects. I woke him up again and asked for more details, but that was about all he had.
I was giving him head --this is the next morning and I no longer remember the beginning of this encounter, or the juicy details I had originally hoped to impart on my audience. I suspect either he told me to or I just started on my own-- and he started talking mean. By this time we've pretty much used up all the names. Bitch, slut, whore, cumbucket, cunt. He was using them again but this time there was context. Telling me to suck it was also included as usual. Here are some excerpts:
"This is all you're good for; my cock in your mouth."
"You're terrible; you can't even do this right."
"Make me cum slut."
"You can't even do that, you can't make me cum."
"You're no good for this after all, <pulls me off him by my hair and pushes me into his balls> maybe you can do this right though, cunt."
I'm a little frustrated because I really should have written all this down after it happened so that I would have an accurate and complete record of all the comments but I felt a little guilty because this stuff was *mean* and I don't know how to make clear that it is all a sort of game. It worked, too! After he pulled me off his crotch he pushed me over to the side and "spooned" me, and told me to make him cum. Which I did. One moan escaped me which is a bad thing because of the roommates but that was it.
Later we talked about the previous night. I guess after I'd sucked on him for a long time, I begged him to let me on top of him. He said I could have two thrusts, but that was it. But of course I wasn't about to let that stop me, if he wanted to stop me he was going to have to overpower me, a difficult task with me riding away on top of him. He kept telling me that I was "going to pay" for disobeying..... I had at least one orgasm and I knew he could cum with me and tried to get him to but he wouldn't because I had disobeyed him and taken more than two thrusts (a lot more by then I'm guessing). So after I was done he decided to cum in me after all and flipped me on my back and came not too long after starting. I wish I remembered this, but I don't. However, I know enough about him and me and our sex to compile a pretty healthy (and probably accurate) false memory of the act.
I was really irritated. Not at him; at myself. How could I not remember this?!?! A hazy memory would be fine but I didn't remember a damn thing. I was so pissed that I couldn't sleep; so I took a shot and a half to put me under, which did the trick. I woke up again around 7AM and was pissed all over again. The sex has been GOOD and I want to remember it all, or at least have a hazy awareness of it the next morning beyond the physical effects. I woke him up again and asked for more details, but that was about all he had.
I was giving him head --this is the next morning and I no longer remember the beginning of this encounter, or the juicy details I had originally hoped to impart on my audience. I suspect either he told me to or I just started on my own-- and he started talking mean. By this time we've pretty much used up all the names. Bitch, slut, whore, cumbucket, cunt. He was using them again but this time there was context. Telling me to suck it was also included as usual. Here are some excerpts:
"This is all you're good for; my cock in your mouth."
"You're terrible; you can't even do this right."
"Make me cum slut."
"You can't even do that, you can't make me cum."
"You're no good for this after all, <pulls me off him by my hair and pushes me into his balls> maybe you can do this right though, cunt."
I'm a little frustrated because I really should have written all this down after it happened so that I would have an accurate and complete record of all the comments but I felt a little guilty because this stuff was *mean* and I don't know how to make clear that it is all a sort of game. It worked, too! After he pulled me off his crotch he pushed me over to the side and "spooned" me, and told me to make him cum. Which I did. One moan escaped me which is a bad thing because of the roommates but that was it.
Later we talked about the previous night. I guess after I'd sucked on him for a long time, I begged him to let me on top of him. He said I could have two thrusts, but that was it. But of course I wasn't about to let that stop me, if he wanted to stop me he was going to have to overpower me, a difficult task with me riding away on top of him. He kept telling me that I was "going to pay" for disobeying..... I had at least one orgasm and I knew he could cum with me and tried to get him to but he wouldn't because I had disobeyed him and taken more than two thrusts (a lot more by then I'm guessing). So after I was done he decided to cum in me after all and flipped me on my back and came not too long after starting. I wish I remembered this, but I don't. However, I know enough about him and me and our sex to compile a pretty healthy (and probably accurate) false memory of the act.
Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Tuesday we watched Superman 2 and then went to see Superman Returns. We got back at about 1:30AM and went to bed. I sucked on him a bit, and asked him to please please fuck me and he kindly assented. After a little while told me he should stop, so that I can rest up for Saturday. He's got something planned and won't tell me what, but he did respond to my inquiry that I ought to drink some that night.
I begged him to keep fucking me, telling him how much I needed his cock in me. He stopped and said no, that I was going to suck him off some more. I did, but my desire for vaginal penetration became overwhelming and I slid on top of him. He told me that I shouldn't have done that; that now I had to get off him and he'd have to punish me. I told him I wouldn't get off him, I wanted him too badly and if he wanted me to stop he was going to have to stop me. He did, and grabbed me by my hair and pushed my face deep into his crotch. I started to suck his dick, but he said no and yanked me harder and told me I was going to have to do something else. So I started licking his ass; which was the correct choice of action. After a while, he said that was enough and I'd earned some time with his cock, and started fucking me. He reminded me of my comments that I would do ANYTHING for his cock, and I re-affirmed this. He said that I'd have to prove it on Saturday. Soon he once again started to tease me, to pull out and hold my hips and arms, preventing me from pushing back on to him (spoon position). I complained that on Sunday he'd promised to fuck me really hard tonight; and he said that he lied. I told him that was okay, he could say whatever he wanted as long as his cock was in me. But he was done with that and told me I'd have to suck him off. I pleaded with him to keep fucking me, but to no avail. So I start giving him head again. Right away he pulls me up by my hair again and says "It is now 2AM. You have until 2:15 to make me cum so I can fall asleep or you're going to get punished."
Now, I am really excited at the thought of punishment, but it is getting late and it would be a good idea to get some sleep so I figure I'll be able to make him cum in less time than that no problem, and as fun and exciting as punishment sounds, I can get some of that on the weekend. So I start giving him head again, and I am really amused because I notice that when he starts to get kind of close, he pulls away a little bit and tells me I'm doing a terrible job and I can't even make him cum. At one point he even pulled me up by my hair again and called me a fucking slut and that I should be able to do better and I didn't have much time left to make him cum before I would get punished. I knew that he wanted to "punish" me, and I was tempted to play into that but I decided that it would be something of an accomplishment if I could get him to cum in my mouth before the time limit when he was so clearly determined to NOT do that.
I was successful in a way, he pushed me away and told me the time was up and started to fuck me missionary-style. I could see the clock and it was only 2:10! He must have been in real danger of cumming if he had to stop me then and act like the time was actually up. So he was fucking me and I was so happy, it felt so great and was just what I wanted. He asked me "Why couldn't you make me cum?" "Tell me why you couldn't make me cum." I wasn't entirely sure which tactic I was supposed to take from this cue, so I started by responding "I'm sorry." He said "No, tell me why you couldn't make me cum." Take 2: "You wouldn't let me!" "WHY didn't you make me cum?" Take 3: "I'm not good enough. I'm just not good enough." Success! This is the kind of reply he was listening for, because then he says "No, you're not good enough at all. You're my little slut and all your good for is taking my cum." More of that, and then he tells me to get ready for my punishment. He pulls out of me and starts pushing into my ass. I'm a little nervous because I've never been fucked in the ass and his dick is big but I've long since decided that he can do anything he wants to me, something about the pheremones just makes me enjoy it all. That wasn't quite what happened, though. He pushed in just enough to cum in my ass. I'm relieved, because I'd really rather have a few drinks in me before I give up my anal virginity.
I'm not sure if he he knew I'd be okay with it, so I smiled and kissed him to show him I had a good time all the way up and through the end of our sex session. We talked for a while and he asked me repeatedly if he'd hurt me and if I was sure I was okay, which I am (and was). He explained that he wasn't planning on doing that, but that my ass was just so hot and nice to grab he wanted to cum in it. He hinted some more at Saturday, and I told him that if he was going to try to test my limits that there's a good chance he'll surprise himself. He said he'll do that, but insisted that if he does anything I don't like or am uncomfortable with, to let him know; that he doesn't want to hurt me and it wouldn't turn him on at all to hurt me in anyway (spankings don't count of course ) physically or emotionally. I assured him that if I don't like something I'll put a stop to it, and then we fell asleep. In the morning I gave him head and left for work while he was in the shower. The end.
I begged him to keep fucking me, telling him how much I needed his cock in me. He stopped and said no, that I was going to suck him off some more. I did, but my desire for vaginal penetration became overwhelming and I slid on top of him. He told me that I shouldn't have done that; that now I had to get off him and he'd have to punish me. I told him I wouldn't get off him, I wanted him too badly and if he wanted me to stop he was going to have to stop me. He did, and grabbed me by my hair and pushed my face deep into his crotch. I started to suck his dick, but he said no and yanked me harder and told me I was going to have to do something else. So I started licking his ass; which was the correct choice of action. After a while, he said that was enough and I'd earned some time with his cock, and started fucking me. He reminded me of my comments that I would do ANYTHING for his cock, and I re-affirmed this. He said that I'd have to prove it on Saturday. Soon he once again started to tease me, to pull out and hold my hips and arms, preventing me from pushing back on to him (spoon position). I complained that on Sunday he'd promised to fuck me really hard tonight; and he said that he lied. I told him that was okay, he could say whatever he wanted as long as his cock was in me. But he was done with that and told me I'd have to suck him off. I pleaded with him to keep fucking me, but to no avail. So I start giving him head again. Right away he pulls me up by my hair again and says "It is now 2AM. You have until 2:15 to make me cum so I can fall asleep or you're going to get punished."
Now, I am really excited at the thought of punishment, but it is getting late and it would be a good idea to get some sleep so I figure I'll be able to make him cum in less time than that no problem, and as fun and exciting as punishment sounds, I can get some of that on the weekend. So I start giving him head again, and I am really amused because I notice that when he starts to get kind of close, he pulls away a little bit and tells me I'm doing a terrible job and I can't even make him cum. At one point he even pulled me up by my hair again and called me a fucking slut and that I should be able to do better and I didn't have much time left to make him cum before I would get punished. I knew that he wanted to "punish" me, and I was tempted to play into that but I decided that it would be something of an accomplishment if I could get him to cum in my mouth before the time limit when he was so clearly determined to NOT do that.
I was successful in a way, he pushed me away and told me the time was up and started to fuck me missionary-style. I could see the clock and it was only 2:10! He must have been in real danger of cumming if he had to stop me then and act like the time was actually up. So he was fucking me and I was so happy, it felt so great and was just what I wanted. He asked me "Why couldn't you make me cum?" "Tell me why you couldn't make me cum." I wasn't entirely sure which tactic I was supposed to take from this cue, so I started by responding "I'm sorry." He said "No, tell me why you couldn't make me cum." Take 2: "You wouldn't let me!" "WHY didn't you make me cum?" Take 3: "I'm not good enough. I'm just not good enough." Success! This is the kind of reply he was listening for, because then he says "No, you're not good enough at all. You're my little slut and all your good for is taking my cum." More of that, and then he tells me to get ready for my punishment. He pulls out of me and starts pushing into my ass. I'm a little nervous because I've never been fucked in the ass and his dick is big but I've long since decided that he can do anything he wants to me, something about the pheremones just makes me enjoy it all. That wasn't quite what happened, though. He pushed in just enough to cum in my ass. I'm relieved, because I'd really rather have a few drinks in me before I give up my anal virginity.
I'm not sure if he he knew I'd be okay with it, so I smiled and kissed him to show him I had a good time all the way up and through the end of our sex session. We talked for a while and he asked me repeatedly if he'd hurt me and if I was sure I was okay, which I am (and was). He explained that he wasn't planning on doing that, but that my ass was just so hot and nice to grab he wanted to cum in it. He hinted some more at Saturday, and I told him that if he was going to try to test my limits that there's a good chance he'll surprise himself. He said he'll do that, but insisted that if he does anything I don't like or am uncomfortable with, to let him know; that he doesn't want to hurt me and it wouldn't turn him on at all to hurt me in anyway (spankings don't count of course
) physically or emotionally. I assured him that if I don't like something I'll put a stop to it, and then we fell asleep. In the morning I gave him head and left for work while he was in the shower. The end.
Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
I was told that I ought to get drunk for Saturday night, so I got REALLY drunk. As a result, my memories are perhaps too disjointed to put together a proper narrative. Once again, the funniest stuff is the stuff I don't remember, or maybe I do remember a smidgin, but not clear and not in any particular order. I remember getting fucked really hard. By him. And him fucking me really hard with a dildo. Him fucking me with the dildo and his dick at the same time, the first time I've ever done any sort of double penetration. It was insanely great, I wasn't entirely coherent and it had as much to do with him slamming away at me as it did the alcohol. I got fucked so hard and I've always wanted hard ferocious fucking and he definitely provided. He fucked me in the ass while fucking me vaginally with the dildo. I remember being glad that I was still getting fucked vaginally while he was doing that, because it was my first time getting fucked in the ass and I was nervous about it--but not particularly right then because he'd already fucked me silly and I couldn't get enough of TEH COCK. He fucked me really hard some more and was face-fucking me with the dildo. I remember in particular the taste of the dildo and wishing it was him in my mouth instead, but that was really okay because he was making me feel so good and I didn't want him to stop. In the morning he told me he spanked me super-hard, and I remember that a tiny bit, him having me pick a number and I picked twelve and I think I remember maybe something but it isn't tangible enough to write. The funny part is that I guess that I kept asking him to fuck me more and I kept waking him up asking him for more sex.
My overall memory of the night is a whirlwind of really vigorous sex. I remember getting "pounded" to the point where I know I wouldn't be able to think straight even if I was sober. I was aware of what was going on, but all I could think was how hard he was pushing into me, how deep, how full of dick I felt.
My overall memory of the night is a whirlwind of really vigorous sex. I remember getting "pounded" to the point where I know I wouldn't be able to think straight even if I was sober. I was aware of what was going on, but all I could think was how hard he was pushing into me, how deep, how full of dick I felt.
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Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Sample list of 10 male names from this particular random name generator:
Viktor
Jay
Samu
Antonin
Barret
Vasilica
Anastasios
Jordan
Laverne
Clay
And sample list of ten female names:
Rafaela
Katrina
Natalia
Amedea
Roz
Jelena
Milena
Antonija
Hiroko
Eira
they also have an 'ambiguous' selection:
Carlitos
Hulda
Caron
Virginia
Monika
Loyd
Hadewych
Peni
Osheen
Zibiah
Viktor
Jay
Samu
Antonin
Barret
Vasilica
Anastasios
Jordan
Laverne
Clay
And sample list of ten female names:
Rafaela
Katrina
Natalia
Amedea
Roz
Jelena
Milena
Antonija
Hiroko
Eira
they also have an 'ambiguous' selection:
Carlitos
Hulda
Caron
Virginia
Monika
Loyd
Hadewych
Peni
Osheen
Zibiah
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Watch It
Gonad, if you don't close your legs you are going to get one seriuos STD IMO. You write about some sick shit.
Love Child
One Love
You tell em Gonad!
Love Child
One Love
I hate you.Gonad said:
I don't even want to have sex right now.
Fuck off.
Just kidding.
You know I'm kidding right?
I'm only kidding.
Fuck me!
No. Don't. I dont' want to be fucked.