Myleene Klass named her baby girl "Hero"

[CaptainWacky]

Can we all agree she's evil now?

 

[Aquehonga]

Yes.

 

[headvoid]

If you rearrange her name it becomes "A messy knell"

Which I think sounds a lot like "Grassy Knoll"

And we all know about that don't we?

 

[whisky]

I think the board should be renamed Knoll Kingdom every November 22nd.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I still like her AND her boobs. BUT I RESPECT HER AS SOMETHING MOER THAN A SEXY SEX OBJECT

 

[headvoid]

I quite like the way she flicks her hair and rubs her boobs while selling me essential financial services in case of accidents at work and that might help me afford a small flat in the sun shared with 30 other people and that will keep my hair shiny, making me feel socially confident.

 

[whisky]

I like it when she rubs her hair and flicks her boobs.

 

[Loktar]

I like it when she rubs her hair and flicks her boobs.

who doesn't?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Me.

 

[The Question]

Who the what the how the where the fuck the what, now? Why would anyone name their kid 'Hero', much less if it's a girl? This is why people with sub-70 IQs should be sterilized.

 

[headvoid]

I was being sarcastic.

As far as I can work out, she would appear in an advert for Mustard Gas aimed exclusively at West African dictatorships, but she would soften it a little by playing PIANO.

I LIKE TO PLAY MOONLIGHT SONATA WHILE SENDING TOXIC WEAPONS ON MY POPULACE, AND YOU TOO cAN BE AS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE, MUSICALLY TALENTED AND SOCIALLY CONFIDENT AS ME WITH NEW DOUBLE DEATH MUSTO MUSTARD GAS

 

[headvoid]

YOU CAN SEE THE DEATH RAY SHE IS SELLING AT THE MOMENT IN THE BACKGROUND

 

[Gagh]

Hero Klass? Never heard of those starships. What does the prototype look like?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Patrick Stewart mentioned on Twitter today that he's doing the voiceover for those mustard gas commercials.

 

[whisky]

Better him than the fat wonga bloke.

 

[The Question]

Hero Klass? Never heard of those starships. What does the prototype look like?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She used to bully the fat one in Hear Say.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The one that looked like Shrek? (I think he was called Danny but I don't know why I'd remember that)

Big ups to her for that, imo.

 

[The Question]

This thread is making me far big time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's the only woman to ever have a baby.