Myyyyy Preciousssss...

[Cassie]

The soul warping effects of masturbation... and how to live without it.

http://www.blazinggrace.org/masturbation.htm



lol.. it's like a MF story!! It's about The Lord of the Rings AND masturbation!!!

 

[Cassie]

Like Gollum, today there are many who obsess about a different kind of precious. They discover masturbation in their youth, and it's something they must have so they retreat often to isolation to be alone with the precious. They don't see what it's doing to them until later when they sense there's something wrong...

!

 

[jack]

You'd enjoy "Seduction of the Innocent" by Frederic Wertham, MD

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's about The Lord of the Rings AND masturbation!!!

Didn't they do that on South Park?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No connection with another Shame
Robs wife emotionally and physically
Places wedge between God and self
Promotes instant gratification mentality
Promotes “It’s all about me”
Violates marriage alone principle
Violates comfort from Christ principle
Violates mastery of flesh principle
Softens the character
Is used as a counterfeit substitute for love

I don't see how any of these are bad things.

 

[Cassie]

Do you call your penid myyyy preciousssss?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, but many men own at least one 'ring'.

 

[jack]

Let's all have nicknames for our penidses.

I'll call mine "big jack"

 

[CaptainWacky]

I call mine "STAY ERECT, DAMN YOU".

 

[Cassie]

I don't have a penis of my own BUT eveyone knows what I call my pseudo penid.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I guess I call mine "AGAIN!"

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't have a penis of my own BUT eveyone knows what I call my pseudo penid.

Just use your old friend William Shatner!

 

[Cassie]

 

[jack]

What do girls call their penids?

 

[Cassie]

WILLIAM SHATNER

 

[CaptainWacky]

There are no jaunty slang terms for vagina.

 

[jack]

uh huh I bet.

 

[jack]

shmooshkie

 

[The Dork Lord]

Mine shall be called THE MIGHTY PORK SWORD!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There are no jaunty slang terms for vagina.

My favorite is one that Kathy Griffin uses. I don't know the proper spelling but phonetically it's "PEESH".