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headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
Jimmy Carr - Not as bad in the flesh as you might think. Actually a rather clever man.
 
Capn Lou Albano. eats like a pig and tips well. doesnt actually wear the rubberbands on his face when he eats at denny's in 1992.
 
Mr Bill ~ hides under the desk during thunderstorms.
 
I've talked to a few Big Brother contestants on message boards?
 
name them! Or I will post pictures of me with cartoon characters...
 
Harvard, actually.
 
Remember when you were going to get Nikki to do something but she demanded "MORE FUCKING COCAINE!!!!" so you got Sue from Sooty and Sweep instead?
 
I think i got 100 of those happy feet penguins to do it instead.
 
Oh yeah, and there was a sniper hiding out at the top of a clocktower who "picked them off" one by one but it never made the news because he was actually "shooting" at them with his own feelings of rejection at never getting to be a penguin himself, by simply glaring at them really hard.
 
I got drunk with Jimmy Page once. Though, to be fair, he was already pretty drunk when he wandered into the bar (as was I).
 
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ZOMG GET SOME SLEEP ALREADY
 
Sat beside Blythe Danner (Gwyneth Paltrow's Mom) in a theatre in NYC. Alas, being Canadian, I could only nod politely and let her enjoy the play in peace. :(
 
The Queen - She's not bad at Break Dancing, and kept up with LSD tablets.
 
Chris Benoit called me to discuss his marital difficulties, but I was too busy to talk. :(
 
Richard Branson once gave me a blow job, he was shite.
 
I once walked past Sir Richard Attenbough on some stairs AND MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM.
 
I've masturbated over more female celebrities than anyone else in the entire world.
 
I notice how you didn't say you masturbate over pictures of them.
 
I untied Poison's guitar player's shoe at a concert one time.. I don't know what his name is.
 
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