Speaking of eggs over easy, I remember the time I had to judge a bukake drink-off between Jack and Caitriona. I was almost excluded from judging because Jack had gone down on me so many time before but after I revealed Caitriona had also blown me and given me a rim job, the sponsors agreed I would be fair and impartial. Anyway, Caitriona chooses to milk Ron Jeremy and Gary Coleman (who was flown in to give the contest a celebrity name, he's hung like a stallion, BTW). Jack picked 2 random, strapping young black men from the studio audience. So the sucking - stroking commences and Caitriona takes the early lead by using her patented "slobber-bob" technique on Gary Coleman who shoots a surpising big load for a little guy into a wine glass. Then she turned her attention to Ron Jeremy, "the hedgehog", knowing that a porn star of his stature would have more stamina than most men. In the meantime, Jack is using the highly controversial "alternate stroke-blow-tickle" on his 2 guys to some success but, he must have been off his game early because neither of the guys looked ready to ejaculate. Suddenly, Ron Jeremy looks like he's ready to erupt and Jack panics, knowing the $3.72 prize money is at stake. In a move for the ages, he gets ANOTHER member of the studio audience on his side and proceeds to work all three cocks like a master. It was amazing, his head was bobbing like a rocking chair on steroids, and his hands were working so fast, you could almost swear he had grown a 3rd arm. Caitriona finished off Ron Jeremy who shot a blew a amazingly large load, completely filling the wine glass. She begins to drink the Jeremy/Coleman load slowly. Thinking the contest was hers, she was savoring all the spunky goodness. Suddenly all three of Jack's guys came at once and, in a move that almost defied physics, he was able to collect every drop - completely filling a 1 quart gravy tureen. Out of nowhere, he pulls out a funnel and hose and slams the whole thing - beer bong style. He won by a split second and the crowd erupted in a standing ovation. Christ, it was a thing of beauty.