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oh no i've made enemies. i didnt make a crack at Mystery D8 yet. i think you need to practice browser multitasking a liltle longer

you could at least try to give them some personalty
 
MessengerX said:
oh no i've made enemies. i didnt make a crack at Mystery D8 yet. i think you need to practice browser multitasking a liltle longer

you could at least try to give them some personalty
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Ah there you are. I've missed you.

I'm even nostalgic about the Karma wars and the DLA. All it takes, is a new wave of idiots to wash in and it makes me appreciate the last wave a whole lot more.

Funny how that is.

We get a rush of n00bs, and in the end, after the dust has settled, we only keep one or two. The rest scatter to the winds having bored us to tears, and finally becoming bored with us as well.

I'm glad to see you've stuck around, you were one of the more creative one's in the last wave.. ;)

Course now you're one of US!!! You know that right?
 
Hey, it's Christmas eve, aren't you supposed to in the kitchen making dinner, you fat lazy bitch? Stay off the internet, preheat that oven and make me some Christmas tollhouse cookies for chrissake.
 
I'm beginning to wonder if cock sucking remarks is all this new bunch has. "Oh my gawd, look at how many times we can start a thread about cock sucking. We're so clever, witty, trollish." Sounds more like a bunch of 7th grade boys that have discovered in the showers after gym class that they can't keep their eyes off the other's boys dicks.
 
Who would flee from you, douchebag?

Oh no, I can't believe it, someone call me a priest, IT'S A FUCKING CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! The rancid odor from Caitriona's bush has somehow found a way to come out of my speakers! I'm telling you, honey, Summer's Eve and Lime Away would do wonders. Christy, anyone got any Visine? That odor is making my fucking eyes water.
 
eloisel said:
I'm beginning to wonder if cock sucking remarks is all this new bunch has. "Oh my gawd, look at how many times we can start a thread about cock sucking. We're so clever, witty, trollish." Sounds more like a bunch of 7th grade boys that have discovered in the showers after gym class that they can't keep their eyes off the other's boys dicks.
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Pretty much.
 
Mystic Star said:
Who would flee from you, douchebag?

Oh no, I can't believe it, someone call me a priest, IT'S A FUCKING CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! The rancid odor from Caitriona's bush has somehow found a way to come out of my speakers! I'm telling you, honey, Summer's Eve and Lime Away would do wonders. Christy, anyone got any Visine? That odor is making my fucking eyes water.
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Come on man. Where's the love?

Actually, it looks like it's all over your chin......
 
Yes, Sarek, I am in 7th grade and, as I figured, that sexually excites you. No wonder your wife and kids are packing to leave you.
 
How would you know how insightful 7th graders are? Spend a lot of time offering rides home at middle schools?
BTW - Merry Christmas everyone, seriously. Regardless of the stuff being flung around, I hope everyones families are safe and happy this weekend so we can resume this fun on Monday.
 
Caitriona said:
Ah there you are. I've missed you.

I'm even nostalgic about the Karma wars and the DLA. All it takes, is a new wave of idiots to wash in and it makes me appreciate the last wave a whole lot more.

Funny how that is.

We get a rush of n00bs, and in the end, after the dust has settled, we only keep one or two. The rest scatter to the winds having bored us to tears, and finally becoming bored with us as well.

I'm glad to see you've stuck around, you were one of the more creative one's in the last wave.. ;)
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its amazing what you can conjure up while on the toilet

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Course now you're one of US!!! You know that right?
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you just blew away months of careful planning of your demise with your warm welcome back post. what am I supposed to do with this doomsday weapon now :-?

... i just formulated something for these n00bs. i cant wait to sink my teeth in.

:gtc:
 
Mystic Star said:
Hey, it's Christmas eve, aren't you supposed to in the kitchen making dinner, you fat lazy bitch? Stay off the internet, preheat that oven and make me some Christmas tollhouse cookies for chrissake.
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And a Merry Christmas to you and your other pathetic dual. ;)
 
Mystic Star said:
Who would flee from you, douchebag?
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i was talking at your other dual. please dont interupt our convertation

btw its the Dual Liberation Army, not the Idiot N00b Liberation Army.
 
Caitriona said:
And a Merry Christmas to you and your other pathetic dual. ;)
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You're to nice. I would have made refrences to drowning in eggnog and choking to death on fruit cake.

But, that's just me.
 
MessengerX said:
you just blew away months of careful planning of your demise with your warm welcome back post. what am I supposed to do with this doomsday weapon now :-?

... i just formulated something for these n00bs. i cant wait to sink my teeth in.

:gtc:
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ROTFLMFAO!!!! Well, I missed you. How do you think I felt when I realized that?

Ah live and learn, I mean it, welcome back!!!

formulating??? sinking of teeth... ;)
 
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