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Nascent Drama

"Well, den, why couldn't he say it?"
 
"Why, he is a-saying it. That's a Frenchman's way of saying it."
 
"Well, it's a blame ridicklous way, en I doan' want to hear no mo' 'bout it. Dey ain' no sense in it."
 
"Looky here, Jim; does a cat talk like we do?"
 
"Does a cat talk like a cow, or a cow talk like a cat?"
 
"It's natural and right for 'em to talk different from each other, ain't it?"
 
"And ain't it natural and right for a cat and a cow to talk different from us?"
 
"Well, then, why ain't it natural and right for a Frenchman to talk different from us? You answer me that."
 
"Well, den, dey ain't no sense in a cat talkin' like a man. Is a cow a man? -- er is a cow a cat?"
 
"Well, den, she ain't got no business to talk like either one er the yuther of 'em. Is a Frenchman a man?"
 
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