Loktar
Internet God
You guys saying "Ew" and acting like 9 year olds makes me want to stuff you in a box and send you away. AND I DON'T MEAN MY FUCKING BOX EITHER! OR ANYONE ELSES! I MEAN A REAL FUCKING BOX!
A BROWN BOX WITH TAPE AND A MAILING LABEL. ONE THAT WILL SIT IN A UPS TRUCK FOR 5 DAYS!
That doesn't sound too bad. You are going poke a few airholes and leave us food and water, right?