Nascent Drama

[Pandora]

they

 

[Douche Pukehole]

FLUTE
What is Thisby? a wandering knight?

 

[Pandora]

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Pandora]

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.
Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Pandora]

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around, especially as President.
Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Pandora]

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.
Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Douche Pukehole]

QUINCE
It is the lady that Pyramus must love.

 

[Pandora]

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Douche Pukehole]

FLUTE
Nay, faith, let me not play a woman; I have a beard coming.

 

[Pandora]

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Douche Pukehole]

QUINCE
That's all one: you shall play it in a mask, and
you may speak as small as you will.

 

[Pandora]

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Douche Pukehole]

BOTTOM
An I may hide my face, let me play Thisby too, I'll
speak in a monstrous little voice. 'Thisne,
Thisne;' 'Ah, Pyramus, lover dear! thy Thisby dear,

 

[Pandora]

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.
Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Douche Pukehole]

and lady dear!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

QUINCE
No, no; you must play Pyramus: and, Flute, you Thisby.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

BOTTOM
Well, proceed.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

QUINCE
Robin Starveling, the tailor.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

STARVELING
Here, Peter Quince.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

QUINCE
Robin Starveling, you must play Thisby's mother.
Tom Snout, the tinker.