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Nascent Drama

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I told my grandfather (who I live with) that my girlfriend is coming over tonight to watch a movie. he asked if it was in my filthy room. I said yes. He says, "You better not be doing anything in there!" (remember I'm 19 and she's 21) I started making hip thrusting gestures jokingly.
he says, "If you do anything you better get condoms, but don't do anything." My family is funny. I explained nothing is happening and if it were to, yes I would get condoms, but nothing is happening yet, so he need not worry. He doesn't want me impregnating a girl at 19. Neither she nor I really want to have kids, so we will be careful not to!!! Why plague the gene pool with insanity? As much as both she and I would like to repopulate the planet with intelligence, mental illness is the driving force to not have them. Unless the treatment gets much much better in the future, I don't want kids.
 
Sprinter (our bipolar crazy friend) is fucking crazy. good ol' Pole Vaulter!!!

we have such great nicknames for him!!! His name is Walker. Let your imagination run (hehe) wild!!!
 
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