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Nascent Drama

Let's break it down..

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Let us take the facts at hand [or what I assume to be facts, gleaned during my time here in the Badlands] and determine up from down, because Omar is so damn retarded, I doubt he knows.

OMAR. For the purposes of this thread and consequent further argument, we'll be assuming he is completely 100% Dual and not Dual and some unnamed admin or thirdly some unnamed admin and not in fact Dual at all.

He:

  • is afraid of violence
  • is unable to cope with any confrontation in RL
  • only recently lost his virgin status
  • has various mental illnesses, unnamed at this time.

I also gather his family is quite well off financially.



PICKLE.

He:

  • is a former Marine.
  • has a long and chequered sexual history.
  • has no discernible life away from his machine, for reasons unknown at this time.
  • has an ex-wife and kids


YUB.

  • has a longer than average list of medical problems
  • has a family
  • spends about 1½ hours on the computer a day

Taking all recent events into account....
Conclusion: Omar is a scared rich kid, a few fries short of a Happy Meal with keyboard courage spending far too much time smacking a down on his luck former Marine and an unwell family man around for kicks. Not only keyboard courage, but he can't even troll them with resorting to the weakest of tactics, abusing moderator status. Omar is as weak and infantile as he is spineless as Dual is nowhere to be found during Omar's reign. Omar is Dual's third layer of protection, behind keyboard courage and the mod controls. Dual cannot even use his main account to troll, he must do so from behind a mask, behind a keyboard, behind a control panel. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtains, I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OMAR.

Sad, really.
 
Oh look. Another shitty thread opened by The Dork Lord feeding his ego in a mundane and pointless fued with Dual. What a surprise.
 
The Dork Lord said:
Fuck you both.

YOu have no idea what I've done in my life: You have no idea what I've accomplished. You have no idea what I lost.

If you want to make this about "real life", then tell me what's worse:

Temporarily hijacking an account on an internet message board and creating a little drama, or ditching someone almost 400 miles from home because they got drunk and made a pass at you?

Think about that real hard, then get back to me about "mental illness" ;)
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[Dual] Sorry I'm not too open to being raped by fatass redneck ex marines. [/Dual]
 
Don't eat Burger Kings. The only fast food I eat are a Bacon & Egg McMuffin every Friday morning for my Brekkie at work, and a Sub Sandwich every Saturday for Lunch.
 
Yub said:
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Let us take the facts at hand [or what I assume to be facts, gleaned during my time here in the Badlands] and determine up from down, because Omar is so damn retarded, I doubt he knows.

OMAR. For the purposes of this thread and consequent further argument, we'll be assuming he is completely 100% Dual and not Dual and some unnamed admin or thirdly some unnamed admin and not in fact Dual at all.

He:

  • is afraid of violence
  • is unable to cope with any confrontation in RL
  • only recently lost his virgin status
  • has various mental illnesses, unnamed at this time.

I also gather his family is quite well off financially.



PICKLE.

He:

  • is a former Marine.
  • has a long and chequered sexual history.
  • has no discernible life away from his machine, for reasons unknown at this time.
  • has an ex-wife and kids


YUB.

  • has a longer than average list of medical problems
  • has a family
  • spends about 1½ hours on the computer a day

Taking all recent events into account....
Conclusion: Omar is a scared rich kid, a few fries short of a Happy Meal with keyboard courage spending far too much time smacking a down on his luck former Marine and an unwell family man around for kicks. Not only keyboard courage, but he can't even troll them with resorting to the weakest of tactics, abusing moderator status. Omar is as weak and infantile as he is spineless as Dual is nowhere to be found during Omar's reign. Omar is Dual's third layer of protection, behind keyboard courage and the mod controls. Dual cannot even use his main account to troll, he must do so from behind a mask, behind a keyboard, behind a control panel. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtains, I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OMAR.

Sad, really.
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Kind of hard to use one's main account when it's been hijacked and scrambled. Here's a thought: Stop pumping out kids until you're off welfare.

And my diagnoses, for your amusement:
Schizoid Personality Disorder
Major Depressive Disorder
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
Generalised Anxiety Disorder
Then a slew of dissociation (derealisation/depersonalisation) stemming from PTSD.

It probably bears repeating, since you're a retard, but Omar is effectively my main now.

;)
omar
 
Dark Pickle said:
Some of us weren't born rich.
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[Dual] Sitting on your ever growing ass flooding TK sure is a good way to conquer that obstacle, Jefferson. Keep it up. Eventually, an agent's sure to browse through, see one or a dozen of your simply brilliant postings, and recognise your amazing repertoire of skills. From there, it'll be a matter of hours until you've been whisked off to Hollywood, where you'll pen scores of smash hits, without ever betraying the soul of your work. 'OMG KARMA MATTERS SO MUCH' will be a blockbuster; your fortune and fame will be secure. [/Dual]
 
Omar said:
[Dual] Sitting on your ever growing ass flooding TK sure is a good way to conquer that obstacle, Jefferson. Keep it up. Eventually, an agent's sure to browse through, see one or a dozen of your simply brilliant postings, and recognise your amazing repertoire of skills. From there, it'll be a matter of hours until you've been whisked off to Hollywood, where you'll pen scores of smash hits, without ever betraying the soul of your work. 'OMG KARMA MATTERS SO MUCH' will be a blockbuster; your fortune and fame will be secure. [/Dual]
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Write for Hollywood? You're kidding, right?

Next you'll suggest I go into advertising.
 
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Maybe you should look this chick up:

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Douche Pukehole said:
Raped? SRSLY? LOL

I knew you had issues, but that's stretching it; even by your standards.
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I made it clear that I was not interested and you wouldn't stop. You didn't rape me or get to the point of trying solely because I "ditched" you. Learn to engage in consensual sex.
 
You're an expert of blowing shit out of proportion.

I undid your shirt and talked shit to your GF.

By the time we got done talking in your car, I was ready to go to sleep.

Get over yourself.
 
Douche Pukehole said:
You're an expert of blowing shit out of proportion.

I undid your shirt and talked shit to your GF.

By the time we got done talking in your car, I was ready to go to sleep.

Get over yourself.
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o_O WTF Jeffy? WTF? A little gay? Just come out of the closet already. It's ok that you are bi. I won't care, but don't keep hiding it. I think YOU might be the expert on doing shit that is innappropriate!! Ever heard of physical boundaries?
 
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