Nascent Drama

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NEIL ARMSTRONG YOU TRAITOR!

 

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*humps falc's racecar bed*

 

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*tapes and posts on youtube*

 

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What's a dual?

 

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SPAMCAPITAL: TIME WASTERS MUST WASTE TIME!

Mich. cities say
hundreds of man-
hole covers stolen ​

 

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Mon Jul 14,

 

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7:00 PM ET

 

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FLINT,

 

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Mich. -

 

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Officials in Flint, Mich., say they've had to replace hundreds of manhole covers and grates that were probably stolen and sold for scrap.

 

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The Flint Journal reported Monday that nearly 400 cast iron covers and grates have been taken from streets in the past year.

 

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A cover can fetch $20 from a scrap yard but can cost the city more than $200 to replace.

 

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Officials in neighboring Burton say they've lost about 200 covers and grates during the same period.

 

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Utilities supervisor Mike Holzer says it leaves behind holes up to 35 feet deep.

 

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Genesee County officials say they've been able to reduce thefts of county-owned covers by outfitting them with a bolt that is turned by a wrench only they have.

 

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Yahoo: Games

Console wars heat up for 2008: Sony impresses,
Microsoft surprises,
Nintendo disappoints​

 

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by Mike Smith

 

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In the two days leading up to the year's biggest video games trade show, E3, it's become something of a tradition that the competing console manufacturers face off in a series of lavish press conferences.

 

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Now that 2008's round of announcements, demonstrations, trailers, and posturing are over, which console came out on top?

 

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Despite rumors of price cuts, Microsoft opted to expand the hard drive of its mid-range offering instead of delivering any real savings to consumers.