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Nascent Drama

"I suppose I could run away," BUCKET thought to himself, "but that will never do."
 
"I am a good cat, and besides, I do love Mr. Bibble."
 
"But I'll be damned if I let that dog come into MY house and run roughshod over everything!"
 
Day after day and night after night, BUCKET planned his plans and plotted his plots against that odious beast, HOLE.
 
The first night they were all together in the little house on SPAM STREET as a family, BUCKET launched his attack.
 
He clawed at the dog's face, letting her chase him into the kitchen, where BUCKET had already made a terrible mess.
 
Upon hearing the footsteps of Mr. Bibble and Mrs. Bibble (formerly Ms. Babble) BUCKET quickly hid, leaving the happless HOLE barking, in the middle of the messy kitchen.
 
"Oh, you nasty beast!" Mrs. Bibble cried!
 
It was a terrible mess indeed, there were broken dishes everywhere, the floor was smeared with feces, and a good portion of the food from the refidgerator had been scattered about.
 
"It's quite allright, Mrs. Bibble." Mr. Bibble said in his soothing voice. "The poor dog merely needs some time to adjust. We all do. It's a big change for all of us, and we can't expect to get used to it overnight."
 
This had upset BUCKET greatly, who had not expected Mr. Bibble to come to HOLE'S defense.
 
BUCKET decided that, in order to achieve his goals, he must temporarliy suspend the practice of being a good cat, and become a wicked cat indeed.
 
The next night, BUCKET laid a similar trap, only this time, he destroyed Mr. Bibbles valued SPAM WARZ action figure collection, and once again lured HOLE into taking the blame.
 
"That tears it, Mrs. Bibble! I've tried to be patient and understanding with this dog of yours, but this time, she has simply gone too far!"
 
"I quite agree, Mr. Bibble! Though it pains me to say, the only solution is to take HOLE to obiendiance school, first thing in the morning!"
 
BUCKET looked on in satisfaction, victory was his!
 
But in the following days, BUCKET became very lonely. A startling revelation came over him...he actually MISSED the dog!

BUCKET moped around most of the day, never touching his toys, and barely picking at his food.

There wasn't much joy in the world without the dod that BUCKET had thought he hated above all others, but now understood was his friend.
 
"You miss her, don't you?" Mr. Bibble said one night, while petting BUCKET, "Well don't worry! HOLE comes back tomorrow, and you shall see great improvement in her behavior."

Mr. Bibble's words were proven true, for Hole returned the very next day, and the cat and dog became best friends.

"Just goes to show," Mrs. Bibble (formerly Ms. Babble) remarked, "no BUCKET is complete without a HOLE!"
 
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