Nascent Drama

[Friday]

Eggs Mayo has personally caused me to ingest countless egg salad sammiches.

Every time I see his name, I crave the egg.

 

[Dr Dave]

Go towards the wormhole!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

Its the Eggs signal!

DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA EGGS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"YES COMMISSIONER...THE YOLKER HAS ESCAPED ARKHAM ASYLUM? I'M ON THE WAY! "

 

[Harry Balzac]

Fuck Eggs Mayonasie and Pickle in a spam sandwich made by CaptainWacky, and served to Cassie and Dr. Dave!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That sounds HAWT.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'll say!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck it.

 

[Dr Dave]

I dont feel like a sandwich right now...

 

[The Dork Lord]

New reason to obsess over EGGZ:

MATCHING KARMA BRACELETS ZOMG!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Eggs has a special place in everyone's heart. Damned cholesterol!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I need more frightened lovers. I'm not feeling it.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Dumped on my birthday

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not at all! I just want MORE like you! I want a HE-HAREM!

OK throw in a couple of she's when some of the he's get bored I guess. I'm a generous god.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Not at all! I just want MORE like you! I want a HE-HAREM!

OK throw in a couple of she's when some of the he's get bored I guess. I'm a generous god.

Then I guess I shouldn't have made this:

 

[Cassie]

What is that on your nose?

 

[Hitler Kitty]

Hitler Kitty thinks this thread is ghey.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Teh Minefield has been Pro-Ghey since 1976.

 

[Hitler Kitty]

Hitler Kitty hates the 70's!