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Nascent Drama

Why are you speaking of Mirah and Gonad in the past tense?

They both posted here today.


Yes, but they've been forced into a a backseat by your overbearing attempts to shape this forum into what YOU want it to be, with your overbearing attempts to create conflict. Their initial version of the Bandlands had zero conflict.

Well, you have my full attention now & forever more, until you decide you "WHAT PART OF I'LL NEVER STOP" ethic will end.


As far as the rest of what you typed goes...

A) Done to death
B) It'd be sinking to your level
C) Wacky, Eggz, Menty or someone would just dump it
D) It sounds halfway tempting anyway :P

As for sinking to my level. Like it or not, Dork, you operate almost entirely on my level. The only thing you don't do is flood, although bumping threads, even by posting on-topic to the tune of a full page is still flooding.

Halfway tempting? WTF are you waiting for. Get going.
 
Yes, but they've been forced into a a backseat by your overbearing attempts to shape this forum into what YOU want it to be, with your overbearing attempts to create conflict. Their initial version of the Bandlands had zero conflict.

Their intitial version of the Badlands was DELETED.

What you call "creating conflict" I call defensive measures.

Queen Jenna herself told me this board thrives on drama, so why not give the people what they want?

Well, you have my full attention now & forever more, until you decide you "WHAT PART OF I'LL NEVER STOP" ethic will end.

Does that mean you'll accept my friendship request?

*blush*

As for sinking to my level. Like it or not, Dork, you operate almost entirely on my level. The only thing you don't do is flood.

Halfway tempting? WTF are you waiting for. Get going.

You're right. I don't flood. I also don't rely on weohfohg.

These small distinctions probably don't matter much in the long run, but they comfort me.

This is also why I won't bother retaliating by spamming up the MF. What would that prove?

I might not like the forum itself, or its elitsist attitude, but i do consider a lot of people who post there to be my friends, and I see no reason to drag them into our little pissing contest.
 
Their intitial version of the Badlands was DELETED.

What you call "creating conflict" I call defensive measures.

You mean, the "defensive measures" you started by posting in every forum repeatedly about "Badlands Opression" before slating The Mine Field for no given reason?

Again, Faction v Faction doesn't exist, but I'm all up for making this between you and me. Alas for you, my equivalent of 'offensive measures' is all over 'your' forum.


Does that mean you'll accept my friendship request?

Actually I tried to accept it, but it didn't do it. Probably something to do with the fact that you're still on ignore. Just to waste time a bit more.

Send it again, I'll take you off ignore and accept it. Like I take this shit personally :bigass:

You're right. I don't flood. I also don't rely on weohfohg.

Again, no difference to flooding with HJHH*UOIYOUY and little pieces of book or story. Either way, it creates server strain, and no fucker will read it.

These small distinctions probably don't matter much in the long run, but they comfort me.

No. They delude you.

This is also why I won't bother retaliating by spamming up the MF. What would that prove?

THAT YOU'RE THE GRAND MASTER.

I might not like the forum itself, or its elitsist attitude, but i do consider a lot of people who post there to be my friends, and I see no reason to drag them into our little pissing contest.

You were welcome there, and were welcomed there before a part of you decided that it was a problem. Hey - guess what, we were a forum with a membership base before you registered, so your criticisms are noted & ignored.

UNLESS, you run about the board creating a 'little pissing contest' as you did. Always loved the Badlands & always posted in The Badlands from the day it was created. It has never been a faction mentality, until you made it one (having been heavily egged on by Dual, who is probably the one getting the biggest laugh out of all this - DLA and all that).

Again, you stop the piece of story posting, I stop the flooding. You don't want to bow down to what you see as threats, I understand. It's not really a threat, I just think it would be in everyone's best interests if we both stop. I want to stop, you don't.
 
Again, Faction v Faction doesn't exist, but I'm all up for making this between you and me. Alas for you, my equivalent of 'offensive measures' is all over 'your' forum.

And? Whatever doesn't get merged get's pushed to the last pages eventually anyway.

Do you really think being anything more than mildly annoying?

Actually I tried to accept it, but it didn't do it. Probably something to do with the fact that you're still on ignore. Just to waste time a bit more.

Send it again, I'll take you off ignore and accept it. Like I take this shit personally

ORLY? You have me on ignore? How are we having this conversation then?

I'm glad you don't take this personally. I don't either. I want to have gay sex with you also.

Again, no difference to flooding with HJHH*UOIYOUY and little pieces of book or story. Either way, it creates server strain, and no fucker will read it.

People do apparently read mine tho. Not many, granted, but a few have mentioned it.

No. They delude you.

Potayto, potahto.

You were welcome there, and were welcomed there before a part of you decided that it was a problem. Hey - guess what, we were a forum with a membership base before you registered, so your criticisms are noted & ignored.

Yes, I was welcomed there for awhile, until some of the exact shit they're pulling on Yub now happened. I stopped posting there as much. Like I said, I still like a lot of the people there, and wish them well in their endeavors.

UNLESS, you run about the board creating a 'little pissing contest' as you did. Always loved the Badlands & always posted in The Badlands from the day it was created. It has never been a faction mentality, until you made it one (having been heavily egged on by Dual, who is probably the one getting the biggest laugh out of all this - DLA and all that).

Again, you're completely full of shit on this score. I've been opposed to any "war" with the mine field from the beginning. Dual wanted that, maybe a few others did, but i always saw it as pointless. We're both spam forums on an otherwise troll-centric message board.

I might take potshots at the MF from time to time, and am right now seriously considering boycotting the TK MF at least, I have no intention of filling the forum up with the same manner of rubbish you drown us in down here.

One of us has to have some manners.

Again, you stop the piece of story posting, I stop the flooding. You don't want to bow down to what you see as threats, I understand. It's not really a threat, I just think it would be in everyone's best interests if we both stop. I want to stop, you don't.

If you want to stop, then stop. Take some responsibility for your own actions. I don't deserve that much power over you Chris, I don't tell you what time to get up, or what to eat for breakfast. Why should I dictate your habits at TK?

Are we quitting buddies? Do we sponsor each other? Is there even a 12 step program for spammers?
 
Do you really think being anything more than mildly annoying?

Yep. That's my delusion ;)



ORLY? You have me on ignore? How are we having this conversation then?

The last couple of days I've been viewing a number of posts by clicking on them. Just taken you off ignore and accepted your friend request because...

I'm glad you don't take this personally. I don't either. I want to have gay sex with you also.

....I really hope this part can come true one day.

People do apparently read mine tho. Not many, granted, but a few have mentioned it.

'Appeased' you, may be closer to the truth.

Potayto, potahto.

Let's call the whole thing off?

Yes, I was welcomed there for awhile, until some of the exact shit they're pulling on Yub now happened. I stopped posting there as much. Like I said, I still like a lot of the people there, and wish them well in their endeavors.

"Shit they're pulling on Yub" - what about half a dozen critical posts saying it's annoying? WOW. There's been more than hald a dozen critical posts in here about flooding, and it's not being accepted with open arms is it? Perhaps you should concentrate on 'recruiting' me for The Badlands, given that I'm it's most prolific contributor, anyhoo!


Again, you're completely full of shit on this score. I've been opposed to any "war" with the mine field from the beginning. Dual wanted that, maybe a few others did, but i always saw it as pointless. We're both spam forums on an otherwise troll-centric forum.

Bullshit. You started it, pally.

I might take potshots at the MF from time to time, and am right now seriously considering boycotting the TK MF at least, I have no intention of filling the forum up with the same manner of rubbish you drown us in down here.

OH NO. DON'T BOYCOTT IT. IT WILL PROVE ALL SORTS OF POINTS THAT WE MAY ALL NEED TO DENY.

One of us has to have some manners.

Right, I've made it abundantly clear on the path forward on how to end this. It's up to you to accept a climbdown. Balls in your park. As soon as you do, you'll see some manners alright, you fucking sexy ball of bitchjuice.

If you want to stop, then stop. Take some responsibility for your own actions. I don't deserve that much power over you Chris, I don't tell you what time to get up, or what to eat for breakfast. Why should I dictate your habits at TK?

Cuz you're the one who wants this forum to have a identity. So long as I'm shelling it out, it's never going to happen.

Are we quitting buddies? Do we sponsor each other? Is there even a 12 step program for spammers?

I hope so. Kiss?
 
THAT YOU'RE THE GRAND MASTER.

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The last couple of days I've been viewing a number of posts by clicking on them. Just taken you off ignore and accepted your friend request because...

YAY! :bigass:

....I really hope this part can come true one day.

Well, I made it cross the pond once already, so you never know ;)

'Appeased' you, may be closer to the truth.

Whatever gets ya through the night, buddy ;)

"Shit they're pulling on Yub" - what about half a dozen critical posts saying it's annoying? WOW. There's been more than hald a dozen critical posts in here about flooding, and it's not being accepted with open arms is it? Perhaps you should concentrate on 'recruiting' me for The Badlands, given that I'm it's most prolific contributor, anyhoo!

Exactly. You'll post here in any case. People like Yub must be courted.

Bullshit. You started it, pally.

Believe what you want. All the threads that would prove one of us right have probably been deleted anyway.

OH NO. DON'T BOYCOTT IT. IT WILL PROVE ALL SORTS OF POINTS THAT WE MAY ALL NEED TO DENY.

And drowning it in spam would only prove I'm as much of a bully as you.

Cuz you're the one who wants this forum to have a identity. So long as I'm shelling it out, it's never going to happen.

EH...adversity builds character. But I've given it some thought.

I'm not going cold turkey. I'm just not. So put yourself down for flood detail until I hit 100K (SOONER THAN YOU MAY THINK).

At that point, I'll put it to a vote. Barring any admin fuckery from said poll, I will base my future spam actions on the will of teh people.
 
Go on. Open some SPAMCRAPITAL THREADS and turn on that little contraption you control with a small monkey called Pete that posts all those little pieces of books & Reuters news stories!

You don't STILL think I use some sort of program, do you?
 
At that point, I'll put it to a vote. Barring any admin fuckery from said poll, I will base my future spam actions on the will of teh people.


Let me guess: Will this 'vote' be in here? If so, isn't that akin to a Mugabe style poll?

You don't STILL think I use some sort of program, do you?


I don't care either way. All I know is it gets a reaction every time I accuse you of it, and so it continues.
 
At that point, I'll put it to a vote. Barring any admin fuckery from said poll, I will base my future spam actions on the will of teh people.


My vote is that you stop all the fake ass and or real drama and get back to stuff like posting more story in GUN, GIRLZ, AND GAWD. Don't let Wacky corner the market on stories.
 
Let me guess: Will this 'vote' be in here? If so, isn't that akin to a Mugabe style poll?

Where else should it be held? The Badlands would be the most effected by the results of the poll.

Feel free to link to it from the MF or QSF or wherever...
 
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