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Nascent Drama

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HERE'S THE CRUEL IRONY PORTION OF THIS THREAD:

Back when Kerb Crawler and I decided to try make the Badlands a more more coherent community forum (as opposed to the spam-dump it had been previously), we had something like the MF in mind, albeit it with a different focus.

People like to talk more about SCI-FI shows and reality TV here, as opposed to Sex, comics and stream of consciousness nonsense in the Badlands.

The BL was never intended to contain any sort of trolling whatsoever, until falconarg (read-our version of GB) came along.

If anything, I'd hoped that the MF and BL could come together as a UNITED SPAM FRONT in a troll dominated forum...but thus far, that has not been the case.

I will be honest when I say that a lot of threads here don't appeal to me, but most of the people here do. And in any case, these two sub forums have more in common than either does with the rest of TK;)
 
"....we came in?"
so ya
thought ya
might like to go to the show.
to feel the warm thrill of confusion
that space cadet glow.
tell me is something eluding you, sunshine?
is this not what you expected to see?
if you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes
you'll just have to claw your way through this disguise.

"lights! turn on the sound effects! action!"
"drop it, drop it on 'em! drop it on them!!!!!"
 
Momma loves her baby
and daddy loves you too.
and the sea may look warm to you babe
and the sky may look blue
but ooooh baby
ooooh baby blue
oooooh babe.
If you should go skating
on the thin ice of modern life
dragging behind you the silent reproach
of a million tear-stained eyes
don't be surprised when a crack in the ice
appears under your feet.
you slip out of your depth and out of your mind
with your fear flowing out behind you
as you claw the thin ice.
 
Daddy's flown across the ocean
leaving just a memory
snapshot in the family album
daddy what else did you leave for me?
daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?
all in all it was just a brick in the wall.
all in all it was all just bricks in the wall.
"you! yes, you! stand still laddy!"
 
When we grew up and went to school
there were certain teachers who would
hurt the children any way they could
by pouring their derision
upon anything we did
and exposing every weakness
however carefully hidden by the kids
but in the town it was well known
when they got home at night, their fat and
psycopathic wives would thrash them
within inches of their lives
 
We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! teachers! leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! teachers! leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

"wrong, do it again!"
"if you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. how can you
Have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
"you! yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"
 
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
mother do you think they'll like this song?
mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
mother should i build the wall?
mother should i run for president?
mother should i trust the government?
mother will they put me in the firing line?
mother am i really dying?
Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry.
mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true.
mother's gonna put all her fears into you.
mother's gonna keep you right here under her wing.
she wont let you fly, but she might let you sing.
mama will keep baby cozy and warm.
ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
of course mama'll help to build the wall.
Mother do you think she's good enough -- to me?
mother do you think she's dangerous -- to me?
mother will she tear your little boy apart?
mother will she break my heart?
Hush now baby, baby dont you cry.
mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you.
mama wont let anyone dirty get through.
mama's gonna wait up until you get in.
mama will always find out where you've been.
mama's gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
ooooh baby oooh baby oooh baby,
you'll always be baby to me.
Mother, did it need to be so high?
 
"look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky"
did you see the frightened ones?
did you hear the falling bombs?
did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the
promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue
sky?
Did you see the frightened ones?
did you hear the falling bombs?
the flames are all gone, but the pain lingers on.
Goodbye, blue sky
goodbye, blue sky.
goodbye.
goodbye.
goodbye.
"the 11:15 from newcastle is now approaching"
"the 11:18 arrival...."
 
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