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Nascent Drama

but they haven't been that bad. the last bad one was in '89. My mom almost gave birth to me. Had she, I wouldn't be alive because I would have been WAY TOO underdeveloped!!!!
But they still have them.



that's not old!!!
I know, I was j/k



but wasn't it fun? I love burning brain cells!!!
It was back then.
 
THESEUS
What say you, Hermia? be advised fair maid:
To you your father should be as a god;
One that composed your beauties, yea, and one
To whom you are but as a form in wax
By him imprinted and within his power
To leave the figure or disfigure it.
Demetrius is a worthy gentleman.
 
I like ice cream
 
THESEUS
In himself he is;
But in this kind, wanting your father's voice,
The other must be held the worthier.
 
I like reptiles
 
I like sea food
 
THESEUS
Rather your eyes must with his judgment look.
 
I like Mountain Dew
 
HERMIA
I do entreat your grace to pardon me.
I know not by what power I am made bold,
Nor how it may concern my modesty,
In such a presence here to plead my thoughts;
But I beseech your grace that I may know
The worst that may befall me in this case,
If I refuse to wed Demetrius.
 
I like cotton candy
 
THESEUS
Either to die the death or to abjure
For ever the society of men.
Therefore, fair Hermia, question your desires;
Know of your youth, examine well your blood,
Whether, if you yield not to your father's choice,
You can endure the livery of a nun,
For aye to be in shady cloister mew'd,
To live a barren sister all your life,
Chanting faint hymns to the cold fruitless moon.
Thrice-blessed they that master so their blood,
To undergo such maiden pilgrimage;
But earthlier happy is the rose distill'd,
Than that which withering on the virgin thorn
Grows, lives and dies in single blessedness.
 
HERMIA
So will I grow, so live, so die, my lord,
Ere I will my virgin patent up
Unto his lordship, whose unwished yoke
My soul consents not to give sovereignty.
 
THESEUS
Take time to pause; and, by the nest new moon --
The sealing-day betwixt my love and me,
For everlasting bond of fellowship --
Upon that day either prepare to die
For disobedience to your father's will,
Or else to wed Demetrius, as he would;
Or on Diana's altar to protest
For aye austerity and single life.
 
I like philly cheese steak
 
DEMETRIUS
Relent, sweet Hermia: and, Lysander, yield
Thy crazed title to my certain right.
 
LYSANDER
You have her father's love, Demetrius;
Let me have Hermia's: do you marry him.
 
I like horror movies
 
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