Nascent Drama

[Loktar]

LOKTR CAN LEVITATE PUMPKINS WITH A TUNING FORK.

I AM THE GREAT PUMPKIN CHARLIE BROWN! WATCH WHAT RISES FROM MY PUMPKIN PATCH!

 

[classichummus]

gonna hang out with my gf today.

 

[classichummus]

It's gonna be good! :techman:

 

[classichummus]

fml.

 

[Yub]

Well now, isn't that special?

 

[Falconarg]

Stupid word filter. And FUCK YOU FALCONARG. Dork's penis is a Badlands Tradition.

just becuase you love dork penis,that donst mean we all do

 

[Falconarg]

Last chance to evacuate planet earth before it is recycled...great song
*listen Porcupine tree*

 

[Falconarg]

I have some of my lego structures, completely intact, from when I was a little kid!!!!

:thumb:

 

[Yub]

Wow! A lame retort! I say, Flaccidarg, did you have to sit around and wait for that to coalesce in the dense fog you call a mind or did it pop fully formed from your brow as Athena did from Zeus? Do tell chap!

 

[Yub]

thing what I put here for little green box hrm

 

[The Dork Lord]

I wouldn't mind a little box right about now, I'm not picky about the colour

 

[The Dork Lord]

REVERSE ENGINES?

 

[The Dork Lord]

BIG THINGS!

Im the only 1 who cares about the badlands...

dork,you fuckin sellout

VERY SOON everyone will see just how ironic these statements are.

Big things are happening...

:bigass:

 

[The Dork Lord]

just becuase you love dork penis,that donst mean we all do

THAT THERE IS A LIE!

Blind taste tests PROVE 4 out of 5 people prefer the taste of DORK'S PENIS to the next leading brand! (the fifth was a retard, BTW)

 

[Kitty]

-2147482812

hot damn

 

[Kitty]

blow hard?

 

[The Dork Lord]

You have 1305 Reputation point(s).

 

[Kitty]

......tricks are for penids.

I thought it finished "Dicks are for chicks"?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Swallow?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Tricks are for dicks and dicks are for chicks and chicks are for sticks and sticks are for hicks!