Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
She only gets nominated when she's pregnant!
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
WELL, SHE ACTUALLY GOT A BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS NOM FOR CLOSER IN 2005 WHEN NOT PREGNANT, BUT IF YOU MEANT BEST LEAD ACTRESS THEN YES.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I don't think I've seen Closer all the way through. I saw the play on Broadway before the movie version was made. Anna Friel had Natalie's part. Rupert Graves and Ciaran Hinds were the men, and although Natasha Richardson was in the original cast, I saw her replacement, Polly Draper.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Natalie went full frontal for it but they cut it from the movie and the director deleted all the footage so it could never leak. Fun fact!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I just can't picture Mike Nichols fapping to Natalie in private for the rest of his life (or maybe he did who knows)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Eggs Mayonnaise
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
LOOK AT NATALIE AND AMY FLIRTING AT EACH OTHER WITH THEIR EYES...I CAN SEE IT.
(I haven't actually watched it yet.)
(I haven't actually watched it yet.)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Eggs Mayonnaise
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Natalie should have done the TRUFFLE SHUFFLE while she still has the belly for it.
CaptainWacky
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Vanity Fair seem to have recorded an endless supply of Natalie videos WHICH IS FINE BY ME.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She can't rap anymore now that she has (soon to be two) kids.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
She went from rapping to wrapping her kid's sandwich as she makes the kid's lunch.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She can swear in Hebrew because the kids haven't learned Hebrew yet.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
They should just call this currently untitled movie Natalie Portman Looks Really Good Even When Cleaning Windows With Blonde Hair: The Movie.
OVER FOUR YEARS SINCE THE FIRST PIC AND THIS MOVIE IS FINALLY COMING OUT.
Eggs Mayonnaise
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They could have filmed and released a reboot before the original ever came out!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Maybe it took until 2017 for the world to be ready for blonde Natalie.