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Natalie Portman: my nude scenes would be turned into porn

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Natalie Portman would be happy to do a nude scene in a film - but is just worried about the consequences of it.
“I would be happy to do nudity in a film that was appropriate,” she told the Times recently.
“But because it’ll end up on a porn site, that’s what keeps me from doing it. If a character goes through something that a woman goes through, then I’ll play it.”
She also dislikes the way women are treated by the media:
“I think you’re objectified whether you want to be or not — as a public female. The magazine rankings of women, like they’re cars or something — if I could extricate myself from those, I would in a second.”
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SOMEBODY WRITE A SCRIPT NOW
 
It is always an appropriate time for Natalie Portman to do a nude scene in a movie.
 
yes
 
She is just being selfish.

If her fans want hardcore, she should just say that if someone pays her $150m she'll do it. I'd do my part and pay my $100.

She needs to quit thinking of her "personality" and "craft" and shit and think about her fans, wanking off to her.
 
DAMMNNNN STRAIIGHHTHTT NOT SO SILENT BUT VIOLENENT NOTNEETHELESS
 
COME ON NATALIE YOU BITCH
 
But her topless pictures are already on every porn site???!
 
(Keira KNightley is drunk. Natalie Portman walks in.)

Keira: Hi Natlalie I'm drunk off my ass!

Natalie: I'm high lol.

Keira: Let's les out.

Natalie: Okay but as long as it doesn't end up on a porn site!

(They start SCISSORING. CAPTAINWACKY is filming them on his mobile phone.)

Wacky: YEAH, WHOO-WHEEE!
 
But then you accidently send the video to THE QUEEN!

LOST
 
Prince Phillip: What are you watching?

Queen: Uhh...nothing!

Phillip: My God, is that...TRANSFORMERS!?

Queen: I LOVE IT!
 
She needs to wake up. (Hot) Male celebrities are just as objectified and cyber-exploited.

At least they are by me RAWR.
 
If I had the inclination, effort and time I would make an animated gif of all of Natalie Portmans nude scenes and make them into a short with a script.

The internet being what it is, this will be created at some point by someone anyway.
 
her problem is that she's too intelligent. we need to turn her into a retard somehow so that she'll have less respect for herself and act like a slut. immho.
 
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