CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"I think I should be," said Natalie, speaking through her robot servant C3PO for legal reasons. "After all we've been through together since he first saw the Phantom Menace, nearly eight years ago. I mean, Keira is hot, sure, and she looks a bit like me. But I'm the original! Anna Paquin? She's fat!"
"I am not!" said Anna, stuffing a huge danish sausage into her mouth. "I just like sucking Danish cock!"
"I agree," said the Danish man she was performing oral sex on. "She likes it LONG LONG TIME LOL!"
"Yeah, anyway," said Natalie (C3PO). "I know sometimes he wanks over the thought of slipping his below average sized dick between the tight butt cheeks of an 18 year old twink, but that's different. Male and female beauty are different and he's been able to compartmentalise them in his mind, as is my understanding. And I'm way more better looking than Kelly fucking Clarkson!"
"Way more better looking?" said Clarkson, scoffing. "I don't think that even makes grammatical sense and even if it didn't I have some kind of weird hold over Wacky which he can't explain."
"Yeah, well what about me?" said Charlotte Church's tits. "I don't see no gifs of Natalie's tits bouncing up and down all over the Mine Field!"
"I'm a slut lol," said Scarlett Johansson.
"TURN YOUR EYES NORTHWARDS," said Mister Eko's Jesus Stick in a cryptic message to John Locke. "Or something like that!"
"Whatever, minger!" said Roberto from Big Brother Six.
"Yeah, ANYWAY," said Natalie (C3PO), growing impatient. "The point is that Wacky should get a 'I heart Natalie' tattoo on his ass."
"TATTOOINE LOL!" said Wacky.
Johnny Nitro was unavailable for comment.
"I am not!" said Anna, stuffing a huge danish sausage into her mouth. "I just like sucking Danish cock!"
"I agree," said the Danish man she was performing oral sex on. "She likes it LONG LONG TIME LOL!"
"Yeah, anyway," said Natalie (C3PO). "I know sometimes he wanks over the thought of slipping his below average sized dick between the tight butt cheeks of an 18 year old twink, but that's different. Male and female beauty are different and he's been able to compartmentalise them in his mind, as is my understanding. And I'm way more better looking than Kelly fucking Clarkson!"
"Way more better looking?" said Clarkson, scoffing. "I don't think that even makes grammatical sense and even if it didn't I have some kind of weird hold over Wacky which he can't explain."
"Yeah, well what about me?" said Charlotte Church's tits. "I don't see no gifs of Natalie's tits bouncing up and down all over the Mine Field!"
"I'm a slut lol," said Scarlett Johansson.
"TURN YOUR EYES NORTHWARDS," said Mister Eko's Jesus Stick in a cryptic message to John Locke. "Or something like that!"
"Whatever, minger!" said Roberto from Big Brother Six.
"Yeah, ANYWAY," said Natalie (C3PO), growing impatient. "The point is that Wacky should get a 'I heart Natalie' tattoo on his ass."
"TATTOOINE LOL!" said Wacky.
Johnny Nitro was unavailable for comment.
