Natalie Portman

[CaptainWacky]

NO IMAGES JUST QUOTES FROM HER IMDB BOARd

She's a midget. She's not 5'4' she's more like 2'4. And she's a pig. She only looked taller in Closer because of those big hooker shoes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE SAME GUY AGAIN

Hpotterfan713, it's OK that Twatalie is short. There's nothing wrong with being short. Shorter athletes have greater athletic potential(far less clumsy) and shorter sluts like Twatalie Porkman can give blowjobs while standing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Natalie Portman is a Jewish Uncle Tom. I read an interview several weeks back where she expressed leftist viewpoints, and admitted she is a registered democrat.
Thats right, she's registered to the SAME party that purged Joe Lieberman, one of the democratic party's strongest advocates for Israel from their party.
Not only that, but she also expressed her dissaproval with the current administration which has done more than any other president in history to defend Israel from raghead, Islamic fascist, terrorists.
By speaking out against a political party and a president which has been a greaty friend to Israel, Natalie Portman has stabbed her own people in the back, and she enables the anti-Israel forces which wish to start a second holocaust.
SHAME ON YOU NATALIE!
The Israeli government should revoke her citizenship immedietely.

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[CaptainWacky]

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She was the ugly, trashy piglet in the green rubbish bag outfit, right?

 

[CaptainWacky]

From the Scarlett Johansson board

Seriously she looks like that marshmellow man from ghostbusters. Plus her face has no definition whatsoever. In a word - minger.

There are people who go around all the IMDB boards of beautiful actresses saying that they're ugly. It's sad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

when she went to the beach greenpeace try to haul her fat ass back into the water. lol! roflmao!

LOL TROLLING IS SO COOL

 

[Conchaga]

My dishwasher wouldn't close yesterday, something was wrong with it, and I was like flipping out. I was like, "Oh, my God something bad's going to happen, something ironic and horrible."

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[CaptainWacky]

Which board?

 

[Mentalist]

Let me at him. I'll go HeroicFool on his stupid ass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NINJAR POWERS

 

[Mentalist]

Natalie Portman is NOT 5'4" though.

 

[Conchaga]

Which board?

Strange Natalie trivia that only SUPER fans know.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I knew it.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Anyone else notice that Nat doesn't wear bras much?

Nice.

Yeah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And no one can force her to either.

 

[Conchaga]

why would they want to?

 

[Mentalist]

Anakin was all about using the force to force people to be all forceful and take over the Republic.

 

[Mentalist]

Plus, he wanted Padme to be into Auto-erotic Asphyxiation so very much.

 

[Conchaga]

SHE WAS ALIVE, I FELT IT!!

 

[The Tomtrek]

So how many times do you think Anakin raped Padmé and used the force to make her forget?

[A] 10-20
20-50
[C] 50-10,000
[D] I am raping Natalie Portman now.