Natasha Kaplinski to be cast as a Betazoid Assassin who MENTALLY RAPES Cruise?

[Gagh]

I think it may happen. SHE WILL MENTALLY RAPE HIM, THEN PERFORM HER AWESOME OVEREXPOSED DANCING SKILLS FORCING HER TO BE IN EVERY FUCKING NATIONAL NEWSPAPER & TV SHOW FOR THE NEXT 8 MONTHS WHILST YOU WOULD RATHER HAVE ANYONE OVER-EXPOSED, EVEN MAKOSI BEING CAST AS THE NEXT CAPTAIN OF THE ENTERPRISE LOL I -IF0PI0i!! RICK OMORANIS#!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

All hands who successfully abandon ship will receive one of these commemorative, hand painted Wayne Rooney eggs.

 

[Dr Dave]

KICK ASS !!DADfnsafnasnfpash'ffas;fnaf
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[CaptainWacky]

I WANT A TERRY WOGAN DEVICE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[CaptainWacky]

A HERO TO MILLIONS

 

[Gagh]

YOU BASTARD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He feeds kiddies.