Ok, LC I have been shamed into this.
The main things I haven't done are sexual. I have never got into a homosexual situation, apart from one time where I hitched a ride and the guy asked me to look at some magazines on the dashboard. They were extreme gay porn. I asked him to stop the car and threatened violence if he didn't. I was more worried about being taken to the wasteground than getting into an embarrassing homosexual situation.
I have had sex in the back of an ice cream van once. Her father was an ice cream man, it was parked at the back of her house and we couldn't go inside. It is a shame that is not one of the questions.
$900 is my total, but these are mainly immoral behaviour, rather than dirty sex involving others. That part of my life is quite straight. I have not done any movies etc. I also think that this total is mainly because of my age. I lived through the early onset of the drug / clubbing culture in the UK.
I once went to the
Hacienda in 1989, we hired a bus from Huddersfield to go there, but rather strangely we went on Thursday "indie" night, rather than the iconic Friday night. I still partook of all that was offered, but then danced to something stupid like Crowded House. It is a little like going to the
100 club in 1976 to see The Proclaimers.
That last story is a kind of an analogy for my life.