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curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
when cleaning out the fridge:
IF there is a jar of applesauce that is dated from four months ago but looks OK so you think you'll just take a sniff to be sure, DON'T, OK?
It is SATAN telling you to smell that applesauce. That apple sauce is NO good after four monthes and NEVER will be, even if it isn't looking green or black or a combination of other mildewy colours.
SATAN laughs when your nostrils are assaulted by the smell of sharp, strong ammonia and you go "AAAHHH!"

Don't you be the one to give Satan his laugh for the day.
 
ok, I really do not want to open that tupperware.
Did those use to be potatoes?
 
I hate cleaning out the fridge!
 
Did you know tofu can go bad?




I didn't know that.



Slimy, even.


To hell with composting, that's going right into the garbage can with the plastic wrapper on, baby.
 
it was pale pink slime.....
 
Haha.. the fridge monster will get you!!
 
There's something weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his
It looks like it's alive...

And livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge
Livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge

There's something gross in the fridge today
It's green and growin' hair
It's been there since July
If you can name the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you're a better man than I

It's livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge

Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated
Fumigated or creamated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of you're home cookin'
Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen
It always happens my friend
Again & again & again & again

Somethin' stinks in the fridge today
And it's been rottin' there all week
It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should another peek...

Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary)
Livin' in the fridge
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is at all
Livin' in the fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah​
 
heh heh
 
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