Need some advice...

Is it "red touch yellow, kill a fellow" or was it "red touch black, jump back jack"?

Because I'm holding either a king snake or a coral snake.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It's "red touch yellow, that's not mellow. Red touch black, that's just whack!"
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What if I ever had to fit a plug? I'D BE KILLED!
 

Mentalist

Administrator
Staff member
Fitting a plug is easy. Getting stoned and then fixing your computer with the plug still in the back because you are a stupid stoner and you forgot to take it out and then electrocuting yourself for about 45 seconds and waking up in an ambulance with heart paddles over your chest and half your thumb burned off is more my sort of gig.

*looks at grafted side of thumb*

Damn. That really wasn't my best day.
 
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