NEIGHBOURS TODAY

[CaptainWacky]

Izzy dressed as the gardener was classic.

 

[Gagh]

Janae's cleavage was even better. AND ILLEGAL.

 

[Gagh]

And Toadie's / Susan's supposition - "She could be in this van". OMG. She is!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Janae is 16.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, Janae's legal. I still say her and Boyd should make porn videos to help pay their rent.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's funny how she just set up a webcam and SUDDENLY there's "forums" for talking about Ned's chest and the serial killer hiding behind a door.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I love it when the Neighbours writers are out of touch with modern society, but try to be "hip".

I bet they're all 50 year olds who wear tight pink designer shirts and wrote Dr.Karl Superdoc as the man they wished they could be.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DO THE ANT RAP!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL, I have no idea what "Izzy as the gardener" means, but remember when she was dating Ned and desperate to break up with him and told him she had a brain tumour then used FAKE TEARS on her eyes or something? It was funny (so funny I can't remember the details.)

 

[The Tomtrek]

Maybe Paul's blackmailer is Janae and she'll come back and be like "I'm Janae I'm back and so are my breasts!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

I actually know who it is, to be honest.

Spoiler

Lynne Scully

 

[CaptainWacky]

although your one would be better

 

[Gagh]

I think it's COMPO, FOGGY & ZIGGY GREAVES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE BROOKLYN BRAWLER

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The last time Paul got scary messages they were from Harold, weren't they?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Harold strangled him wearing gardening gloves but they were friends six weeks later.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

AN EYE FOR AN EYE, MY LOVELY WUVELY FWEND!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jellybelly. Ah.