Neologism thread

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coffee (n), the person upon whom one coughs.

 

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flabbergasted (adj,) appalled over how much weight you have gained.

 

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abdicate (v.) to give up hope of ever again having a "six pack", or even a couple of cans for that matter.

 

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esplanade (v.) to attempt to explain something while completely wasted.

 

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Willy-nilly (adv.) the current state of Hellman's penis.

 

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negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which your girlfriend or wife absentmindedly answers the door in her jammies.

 

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lymph (v.) the way Eggs' walks when he sprains his ankle.

 

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testicle (n.) a funny question on a quiz.

 

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rectitude (n.) the dignified persona adopted by many proctologists.

 

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oyster (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

 

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frisbeetarianism (n.) the belief that, when you die, your soul flies up on the roof and gets stuck there.

 

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circumvent (n.) the opening on the front of Jewish men's boxers.

 

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Cubicle -a square testicle

 

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glibido (v.) all talk and no action