CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Could AKB be...A GIRL!?
New AKB pic
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Could AKB be...A GIRL!?
Big Dick McGee
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What's AKB?
The Tomtrek
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A HERO TO US ALL.
Big Dick McGee
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Srsly, who's AKB???
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
If you saw Star Trek I don't know how you could have missed him.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
I did see Star Trek, and I recognize that as the ship Kirk's dad died on. But I don't remember that character's name, sorry!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
The character was only named in publicity material, but he was pretty distinctive onscreen. I think this pic is from the trading card set.
The Tomtrek
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AKB was played by a girl but the character's gender remains unknown IF S/HE EVEN HAS ONE.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Well in my continuity the females of AKB's species are huge and live in caves and only breed with the males once a year (or something) and all the males are in homosexual relationships and AKB is in love with George Kirk, SO...
The Tomtrek
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He's probably got like five penises that come out of his ears or something.
Big Dick McGee
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No one, I repeat NO ONE, has a penis in Roddenberry's universe. Penises just lead to trouble.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I THINK YOU'LL FIND that penises are canon in Star Trek was there was the alien at Rura Penthe who had his dick on his knee.
CHECK
MATE.
CHECK
MATE.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Plus, those first season TNG uniforms were pretty tight.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Plus, you know...Kirk had sex a lot.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
how did i miss this before? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JIM
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