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Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
They didn't really die, though. They all woke up on that island somewhere, after being transported there by magical extra large bank-style air tubes or something.

Abe = shot
Jack = brained by a brick
Maggie = brained by a bottle of booze
Cassie = fell out of a turkey after being sliced to death
Caroline = poisoned while praying
Roman = who knows...maybe his teeth fell out and bit him in the neck
Tony = Tiger
Alice = choked on her own donuts

Did I miss any?
Yeah...

Doug=stabbed at the cemetary

Man, that was a good storyline.

OH! What about all three Romans being currently on the show? Of course, Wayne Northrop is playing another character (the evil Dr. North), but it still is funny. :D
 
Friday said:
OH! What about all three Romans being currently on the show? Of course, Wayne Northrop is playing another character (the evil Dr. North), but it still is funny. :D

The good Dr. North meets his demise by falling off a cliff, just like Roman #1 back in 1984
 
No way! That is too funny!

I was kinda hoping he would turn out to be the real Roman, the current Roman turns out to be a surgically altered clone, and John Black stays...John Black. :D

But damn, Stefano needs to come back. Desperately.

Oh, were you watching the show during the whole Susan Banks/Kristen era? Those siblings just kept popping up!

Sister Mary Moira, indeed. :D
 
A surgically altered clone? That'd never happen on DOOL. Personally, I'm still wondering how Jack managed to come back from the dead after donating his organs.

And now he's dead again, for awhile at least, until his long dead brother comes back to give him a marrow transplant. Sssshhh, don't tell anyone.
 
Lou The Beagle said:
I'm not that desparate for new members.

And before you try to create a new account, your IP's been banned, sucka.

I'll join. Please indicate which troll personality you would like to see there.

A) Faith in George
B) Ifullyknow
C) Spanberger the Wisconsin resident and former member of the Hitler Youth
D) Seoulman
E) Skittles the dead cat
 
What...no personal invite for me, Annie?

Hey, this thread has seen more soap discussion than your entire board. That must mean somethin', no? :bigass:
 
Friday said:
What...no personal invite for me, Annie?

Hey, this thread has seen more soap discussion than your entire board. That must mean somethin', no? :bigass:
Well, I would, but I don't want ugly ass faghags there. :bigass:

:)
 
Hmm...maybe I'm already there!

Or will be. Soon.

Mwahahahahahaha!!! :bigass:

Oh, and..a faghag is traditionally a woman who hangs out with gay men. It is never used to refer to a lesbian or bisexual.

Get hip with the phrasin', sweetie! :D
 
well what do you expect. the first time she got oral she started a thread in WF's red room to declare that she got 'head'.

I can't wait till she actually gets laid and has a thread and a link to it in her signature.

of course w/ the nature of the internet - that'll go over well b/c she's a girll and all the loser virgins will start oggling her awesomeness.
 
faceman said:
Well what do you expect. The first time she got oral she started a thread in WF's red room to declare that she got 'head'.
You're joking, right? LOL! I guess she's not much of a "lady", after all. :D

Annie said:
I don't give head. I am a lady, after all.

http://www.trollkingdom.com/forum/showpost.php?p=665945&postcount=32

Or maybe she just likes to get, but never reciprocates? There's a word for women like that, but I just can't seem to remember it at the moment....
 
Yeah she doesn't reciprocate as far as I can tell. And since when is it unlady-like not to give head...

especially after you're receiving it?
 
Lou The Beagle said:
Congratulations, you're won the honor of being the first person ever to be banned at my board!

:)
Can I have the honour of being the first person ever to be banned at your board BEFORE I join?
 
faceman said:
Yeah she doesn't reciprocate as far as I can tell. And since when is it unlady-like not to give head...

especially after you're receiving it?
When the guy has no condom and I told him I was a virgin and he was stupid enough to expect sex from me on the first date anyway?
 
So you let him go down on you...on the first date.

Yeah...you showed him!!!

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