NEW BOND SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FROM OTHERS SHOCKER

[CaptainWacky]

LITERALLY TEN NERDS WERE OUTRAGE TODAY WHEN IT WAS REVEALED THAT THE NEW JAMES BOND WILL BE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FROM THE PREVIEW FIVE OR SIX, I'M NOT A BOND FAN SO I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY. "HE SHOULD LOOK LIKE THE OTHER FIVE EXACTLY!" SAID A BOND FAN, YESTERDAY. JOHN CLEESE WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT AS HE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.

 

[Gagh]

They really should have chosen Sky Mangel.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think the guy who plays Harold ever gets a hard-on when he has to hug Sky in the show?

 

[Gagh]

He's probably one of those guys who always has a hard-on.

 

[Atomic Weggie]

They really should have chosen Sky Mangel.

Why didn't they just go all the way and choose Mr. Bean? The franchise hasn't been decent in 20+ years.

 

[Lover of Purple]

The new Bond looks more like he should be one of Bond's enemies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO CARES

 

[Gagh]

They should have chosen Kamala.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or Summer Hoyland, yes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There are about 6 different threads at Trek GTV&F with the title "CRAIG IS BOND" or some variant thereof, and another 10 talking about Casino Royale tidbits.

WTF is the big deal?

 

[CaptainWacky]

IS HUGE NEWS BECAUSE HE HAS BLOND HAIR AND IS SLIGHTY RUGGED OR SOMETHING AND EVERYONE KNOWS EWAN MCGREGOR SHOULD HAVE BEEN BOND EVEN THOUGH THAT WOULD HAVE FUCKING SUCKED, IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE DUDE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*slaps forehead with a mackeral* OF COURSE HOW STUPID AND UN-NERDLY OF ME!!!

 

[Gagh]

It should have been Siddig El Fadil - OH SORRY, ALEXANDER SIDDIG

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Great, you just got him on an FBI watchlist. JUST GREAT!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

They should have gone much younger. Christian Bale would've been awesome. Hmmm...I'm having a brain cramp, I can't think of any other 30-ish British actors who are good. HELP!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hugh Laurie?!

 

[Gagh]

 

[CaptainWacky]

WITH LIBBY KENNEDY AS A BOND GIRL.

 

[Gagh]

THe bad buy can piss in his tea!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES.