It was a gif of some guy saying I'M A COMPUTER in a loop.
I WOULD NEED A LENS SO LONG THAT IT COPED WITH THE CURVATURE OF THE EARTH JUST TO CONTEMPLATE BEING THAT CLOSE TO THAT SHIT!
A clock and a CPU meter.
Yeah, I had to get right up on her. Fortunately these spiders are very laid back, I kept bumping the web and she didn't move.