New favourite BB9 moment from tonight's highlights

[CaptainWacky]

Previously it was when Mario told Jen and Steph that the way they were dressed was "degrading"...while his girlfriend massaged his ass on national tv. Then he took thirty seconds to think up "hemarroid" as the word to use to insult Steph.

But NOW it's when Mario talks about how he's got a fan club of "fourteen million people" and the looks on Rachel and Luke's face afterwards. BB gold.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Luke's uber gay "Awe, me 'and!" while being molested by Denise and Rebecca was my favourite bit of tonight's ep.

I don't get why Dale fancies the rather plane Jane single mother. He could do a lot better. Sylvia's looking a lot more attractive now she's trying to separate herself from that unhinged motormouth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sylvia is a backstabber.

"Mikey's got a disability, open your eyes!" is another favourite, of course.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Luke saying he'd bitch about them behind their backs in the diary room.

And of course Sylvia saying she couldn't believe she associated with Alex was very nice to see, but not in the least bit golden.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was kind of lame. "FUMING, FUMING!" Totally hamming it up. She's still never actually spoke out against Alex to her face. Dennis' meeting was fucking stupid too (Rachel DID hear right so he had to change it from a "no more being nice!" meeting to a "let's all be nice!" meeting.)

Mario getting called to the Diary Room right as he was about to get jiggy was awesome though.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Have they had house meetings like this so much since the first series? They seem to be forever trying to organise themselves even though they're more divided than the housemates tend to be at this point. It's not going to work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They should just put Mario in charge. He's a risk manager!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He deals with welfare issues on a day to day basis, so he notices when people are out of sorts!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a health and safety issue!

The lack of Rachel on the highlights is getting tiresome. She only had one line tonight ("Mo, I can see your penis!")