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New I'm high here

Cranky Bastard said:
AFAIK, the site belongs to Missmanners.

There are several chief cocksuckers here, all of pretty good mettle: Jack, Mentalist, Messenger being the mods that I know of and Sarek and The Question as lurking old-timers who are not mods that I know of.

If you see Eloisel, be careful; she's extremely fragile.
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Eloisel? is that a chick? and if so is she hot and does she like it in the brown eye?
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Hi Al!

You may or may not know me, but that ius of no matter.

Panda sucks nigger balls.
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Good evening to you...so there are intelligent life forms on this board after all.
 
alabaster said:
Good evening to you...so there are intelligent life forms on this board after all.
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Not anymore. I'm drinking this cool ale my sweetie got me for Christmas. It's called Fat Tire and is pretty good. I got a good buzz up! Earlier I had some kind of ale that was made were jack lives in Vermont. That was damned good too.

good times
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Not anymore. I'm drinking this cool ale my sweetie got me for Christmas. It's called Fat Tire and is pretty good. I got a good buzz up! Earlier I had some kind of ale that was made were jack lives in Vermont. That was damned good too.

good times
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fat tire...good times....you know me?
 
So how many posts do you have to make before this fucked up system lets you give karma...because I'm going to neg the shit out of that dick licker panda.
 
Messenger said:
300
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300!

lord almighty! Do you people ever get laid?!?! it'll take me a fucking year to make 300 posts, by the time I get to 100 I will have won the heart of Miss Tanner, which is the only reason I'm here, then I'll be gone, off laying on a beach in Fiji while she rubs tropical oils on my back...and front.

I gotta go.


later queers.
 
alabaster said:
high, I'm new here.

Lets get 2 things straight.

1) websites that are dedicated to trolling are gay....how can you troll when it is expected? Poast serious shit or what

2) the only reason I am here is to continue with my scheme to seduce Miss Tanner.

So fuck you all and stay out of my way.
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Wow, a new retard. Colour me unimpressed.
 
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