new iphone application

[headvoid]

You plant a variety of seeds in the middle of a 3d rendered vegetable plot and continually water and grow it, then you harvest it and are given downloads to decide what you want to cook it into then you get a FUCKIN CELEBRITY CHEF download to decide how you want to chop it up then you cook it and download a further application which allows you to taste things that you have icooked then you can apply online to become a headd gardener and eventually moderate a virtual forum where people discuss what their problems with their virtual carrots are then someone launches a manure hack that gives people quicker growth and then people get jealous and start to steal things from each others virtual gardens then someone creates a hack that poisons someones garden and then they go round to their real house in real life and kill them

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh, boo hoo "I have an iphone and there are too many carrots on it"!!!

SOME OF US HAVE TO SETTLE WITH THE ROULETTE WHEEL THAT IS 3'S NETWORK CONNECTIVITY

(well actually, I don't anymore, I switched... but still)

 

[Cassie]

SOMEONE HACKED MY TOMATOES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is there an ap that pumps pleasure chemicals directly into your brain?

 

[Conchaga]

Celebrity chefs aren't all they're cooked up to be.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're mostly unlikable prats, yes.