New lost numbers

[CaptainWacky]

Little Billy collects dog poo.

 

[headvoid]

I survived and the albanians promised to stop banging the pans against their cowboy spurs.

I did get to meet this guy the next day!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Which one are you!?

 

[headvoid]

I'm wavin at you - cant you tell?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

There was a Simpsons convention at Earl's Court?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Or does that only work with cats?

NO IT WORKS ON PAERTSTITUTES TOO

 

[SilentBtViolent]

headvoid = svelte

I am the lone mine field representative of bbs stereotypes: fat, white, lazy, perverted male.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's not true. Kal-El is fat, white, lazy, perverted and male. Are you also jobless and virginal? And do you have any bizarre scars on your penis from a 4th grade "towel whipping" incident?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Virginal, in the closet, yeah all those.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Virginal, in the closet, yeah all those.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Damn. Kal-El isn't gay. I guess you win.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF EVERYONE HUNTED DOWN THE OTHER GUY, THE GUY WITH THE WEIRD BLACK GLASSES AND BEARD, AND KILLED HIM AND SAID "HA, DIE HEADVOID!" AND HE SAID "I'M NOT HEADVOID, I JUST LENT HIM MY HOMER OUTFIT!" AND THEN EVERYONE SAID "OH WELL, AT LEAST I GOT TO KILL AND THAT'S THE MAIN THING!"

 

[Loktar]

Damn. Kal-El isn't gay. I guess you win.

I sometimes wear women's underwear. Does that put me back in the lead?

 

[Conchaga]

I survived and the albanians promised to stop banging the pans against their cowboy spurs.

I did get to meet this guy the next day!

Who's the chick in white?