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I think the DSL engineers talk to each other through long tubes, because they don't trust all this digital nonsense.
 
My new motherboard and upgraded RAM thingies ARRIVED.
 
Do you know how to plug them in and all that shit?
 
No, my brother's friend is coming over Saturday to do it for me. AFTER SATURDAY I WILL KNOW HOW.
 
What if you get distracted thinking about adding to your penis collection?

Perhaps you should have him write the information down.
 
All her brothers friends have electrified codpieces as they have been warned about the "Little issue"
 
If he fixes my computer he gets to keep his DONG.
 
It's an interesting, if unconventional, incentive programme.
 
Keep the knife at least a few feet away while he's working. You might cause his hands to shake, and next thing you know you're accessing TK on an ABACUS.
 
It puts the RAM chip in the hole or else it gets the slice again
 
He hasn't even shown up yet :rwmad:
 
Put down the knife Cassie...
 
He'll be here in about 30 minutes. MY KNIFE IS SHARP.
 
You're gunna be sharpening it while you wait aren't you?
 
Well fuckity FUCK. The OS has to be reinstalled and all if have are recovery disks or SOMETHING. He had to take it home with him, cuz he has the disk and I'll get it back tomorrow or Monday. :rwmad: The good news is that the computer actually turned on. He gets to keep his dong.
 
Dell Financing is pretty reasonable. I buy my computers online there, and they gave me a Dell Premium account with revolving credit. Minimum payments are low but I make huge ones each month just to keep the balance low.

BUY A SHINY NEW LAPTOP WITH A BIG SCREEN.
 
How are you posting Cassie!?
 
I'm still using the old computer I gave my brother when I got the one that's being fixed.
 
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