Conchaga
Let's fuck some shit up
I haven't bought new shoes in a long time. I have some nice italian leather dress shoes, a few pair of boots, a pair of sneakers, and a pair of sandals. I rarely wear anything other than the sandals between May 1st and September 31st. I really hate wearing shoes.
People talk about how Peter Jackson is just like a Hobbit, because when he was filming LotR he went barefoot on a snowcapped mountaintop. I think Peter Jackson is like me, because I go barefoot anywhere there aren't needles or infectious waste.
No, my feet don't smell bad. I wash them regularly. Yes, they're as smooth as a baby's bottom. When I wash them, I also use a pumice stone = Ped Eggs are for pussies. Real men use coarse sandpaper.
People talk about how Peter Jackson is just like a Hobbit, because when he was filming LotR he went barefoot on a snowcapped mountaintop. I think Peter Jackson is like me, because I go barefoot anywhere there aren't needles or infectious waste.
No, my feet don't smell bad. I wash them regularly. Yes, they're as smooth as a baby's bottom. When I wash them, I also use a pumice stone = Ped Eggs are for pussies. Real men use coarse sandpaper.