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New year's resolutions

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1) Write a book, or two.

2) Talk to another human being.

3) Have a GOOD wank.

4) Be more ACTIVE.

5) Don't die.

6) Steal a baby from the hospital and then return it an hour later and see how the press report the story.

7) 365 stories for the day!

8) HAHAHAHAHA

9) I don't know

10) Find a way to make time stop moving forward. Please.

11) KAMALA

12) UMAGA

13) JUMANJI!

14) KEIRA KIERA KIERA K ANNANA?!

15) Worry less.

17) Thinks of a 16.

18) fjklasg

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22_) eat becom
 
kill SNOOPY
 
CANE DEWEY
 
Eat all MISTER MEN
 
Stop stapling co-workers ears to desk.
 
Start stapling my co-worker's tits to my mouth.(when I start my job on the 25th of course)
 
re New Year's Resolutions: bah!
 
RESOLVE CARPET CLEANER IN 07 YO DOG WOOOOOOOOO
 
^still having problems getting the blood stains out?
 
Yep. That's what I get for bringing home virgins. (male)
 
I resolve to get shitfaced before midnight!
 
DO THE RAP
DO THE ANT RAP
 
For 2007, I will behave in the forums.
 
GIVE HIM A CHACNE!Werh
 
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